This week, the Shirley discuss the upcoming Met Gala in London, the long Shirley's son becomes a stern (but fair) food critic, the ladies compare private and state school Whatsapp groups and find out who's table manners lacked style at fashion week!

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This week, the short Shirley goes morbidly method, a teacher is left a passive-aggressive note and the ladies discover the meaning of the word 'phubbing'.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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This week, the short Shirley lands a new gig, the long Shirley's new reward system backfires and a child's Pokèmon party sparks an unexpected discussion on gender roles.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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This week, the short Shirley looks to become the new face of a casino, the long Shirley struggles to traverse a tube-free London and things get deep with Robin Wright at the Four Seasons.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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This week, the Shirley's rejoice in "back to school" season, the short Shirley finds an ambiguous job listing and learn what NOT to say if you meet Brian Cox.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

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This week, the Shirley's joint-birthday celebrations are unexpectedly cut short, Hugh Grant harbours strong feelings about water receptacles and the short Shirley gets told off for playing too rough.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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This week, the Shirleys discover the hottest tips for staying cool at night, which drink is becoming young people's "fridge cigarette" and find out why the ladies are unlikely to be invited back to the Lightroom any time soon.

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

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This week, the Shirleys discuss a glamorous trip to Snowdonia, France struggles to accept a new smoking ban, Mel B finally ties the knot and what does Trump's new fragrance smell like?

Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza

Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!

Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia

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