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🎙 Moose on the Loose: “Toy Story but Make It a Crime Documentary”

What if Toy Story wasn’t a heart-warming Pixar classic… but the twisted origin story of a misunderstood kid framed by his toys?

This week, Jasmin and special guest Chibbsy (from 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die) reopen the cold case of Sid Phillips, the so-called “villain” next door. Was he really evil—or just a young innovator with access to too many fireworks?

Expect heated debate, questionable legal theories, and a full psychological profile of Woody (spoiler: it’s not flattering). Plus, the usual Moose chaos — including Two Mooses and a Lie, Moose, Marry, Avoid, and an uncomfortable amount of dinosaur flirting.

🦌 Part pop culture analysis, part crime doc, all moose.

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Jasmin and Cherie dive headfirst into The Road to El Dorado, debating whether Tulio and Miguel are cheeky heroes or just degenerate con-men with great hair. Along the way, they confess their cartoon crushes (yes, Bandit from Bluey makes the cut), play “Moose, Marry, Avoid” with conquistadors, and wrestle with an ethical conundrum involving bananas, bribery, and classroom politics. Expect Elton John sing-alongs, inappropriate Disney jokes, and plenty of loose moose energy.

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In this hilariously unfiltered episode of Moose On The Loose, Jasmin and Cherie debate one of life’s most important questions — who’s the better dad: Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin? Expect nostalgic one-liners, outrageous moments (like Peter trying to breastfeed Stewie), and a dive into why cartoon dads are so useless yet so lovable. Plus, the debut of our new game Moose, Marry, Void (featuring Homer, Peter, and Quagmire), a round of Two Mooses and a Lie, and Jasmin’s very own “To Moose or Not To Moose” ethical dilemma about a dog bite incident. It’s chaotic, slightly vulgar, and completely hilarious — exactly what you signed up for.

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Episode 1: “Kuzco’s the Real Villain, Fight Me”

Welcome to the very first episode of Moose On The Loose — the podcast where we grab whatever idea makes us laugh and run with it at full speed. Sometimes it’s deep, sometimes it’s dumb, sometimes it’s way too dramatic — and today we are here to deliver the ultimate hot take: Kuzco from The Emperor’s New Groove is the real villain of the story.

We kick things off with some light banter about who we are, how this whole podcast happened, and why we think it’s a good idea to spend half an hour passionately defending cartoon characters. Then we set the scene for today’s mission: to prove, once and for all, that Yzma — yes, the purple-clad, potion-mixing “villain” with the best secret lab entrance in cinematic history — was actually right to try to take Kuzco down.

In Segment 1: The Case for Yzma, one of us goes full courtroom drama, laying out a case that Yzma is secretly the hero of the story. We bring in “evidence”: Kuzco was a terrible emperor, ready to destroy Pacha’s village for his pool, llamas aren’t so bad, and anyone who has a henchman who makes spinach puffs that good can’t be all evil. The other host interrupts, protests, and tries to poke holes in the argument — but may secretly be swayed by the sheer power of our case.

Then it’s time for Segment 2: Debate & Rebuttal. Both of us dig in for an open back-and-forth, assigning ourselves the roles of prosecutor and defence attorney for maximum drama. This is where the gloves come off. We argue, cross-examine, and get increasingly ridiculous about why Kuzco deserved his llama fate. It all ends with a mock jury check — did anyone actually change their mind, or are we just yelling for the fun of it?

In Segment 3: Game Time – Snog, Marry, Avoid, things go off the rails completely. Our options: Kuzco, Yzma, and Kronk. We each have to reveal who we’d snog, who we’d marry, and who we’d avoid — and defend our answers like it’s a life-or-death decision. Then we throw in bonus rounds with other Disney villains and heroes, which somehow makes everything even more chaotic.

Finally, we wrap it all up with a verdict: was anyone convinced that Yzma was the good guy? Did we manage to prove Kuzco is the real villain, or are we just out here defending a cartoon coup because we think it’s funny? We thank listeners for joining us, tease that the next episode could be about literally anything (because that’s the point), and sign off — leaving you to think about which Disney character you’d pick in a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid.

If you like pop culture debates, Kronk impressions, chaotic energy, and the joy of overanalyzing movies you loved as a kid, this is the episode for you. We’re not here to just rewatch Disney classics — we’re here to pick them apart, laugh until we cry, and maybe convince you that Yzma wasn’t evil, she was efficient.

So grab your spinach puffs, keep your hands and hooves inside the ride, and get ready to fight us — because Kuzco’s the real villain.