Episodios

  • To Blur Or Not To Blur?

    To Blur Or Not To Blur?
    Jul 17 2025

    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan prepare for the arrival of Jonathan's puppy, with some crucial safety advice. Plus, discussion on how to executively display one's dwellings, and the two discover a very intriguing new pear.


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    24 m
  • Punishment

    Punishment
    Jul 16 2025

    It's possibly Jonathan and William's least luxurious and most controversial episode yet, as the two dive into the thorny subject of punishments. The two compare their different childhood experiences of discipline.


    They also hear from a listener who recalls their grandfather's subtle method of disciplining misbehaving children by chasing them with a meat cleaver.


    Plus, JVS and William discuss how they'd maintain law and order if they were Luxury Home Secretaries, and William takes a look at some historical punishments.


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    37 m
  • Limp Breadsticks and Stolen Cold Cuts

    Limp Breadsticks and Stolen Cold Cuts
    Jul 10 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan delve into what makes a hobby luxurious, and get an update on a hobby that's distinctly unglamorous (attending sea shanty festivals). They also celebrate the classy art of letter writing, and Jonathan shares a story of a disastrous family meal.

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    26 m
  • Air Travel

    Air Travel
    Jul 9 2025
    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss the miracle of flight and all its glamourous - and unglamorous - features. From settling on which is truly the most luxurious class, to coping with nightmare passengers, they cover it all. William and Jonathan also bring a personal touch to the mix, with JVS describing a challenging lavatory experience, and William opening up about his delicate fainting spells.

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    50 m
  • Lottery Wins and Holiday Advice

    Lottery Wins and Holiday Advice
    Jul 3 2025
    It's a multicultural bonus episode this week, with William and Jonathan practicing their German and advising a luxury listener on where to spend their holiday. Plus, the two fantasise about winning the lottery, and the mysterious art of 'Baby Led Weaning' makes a return.

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    27 m
  • Film and Television

    Film and Television
    Jul 2 2025
    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan return to the world of television - and the silver screen too. They discuss favourite classic titles, as well as, of course, the correct etiquette for watching films and shows with others. William in particular has a very busy episode, which sees him sharing an exclusive about a popular reality show, insulting Rupert Grint and other gingers, and kicking a three-legged dog.

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    38 m
  • Dead Birds and Digeridoos

    Dead Birds and Digeridoos
    Jun 26 2025
    This week's bonus episode takes place in the Vernon-Smith residence, sparking a heated discussion between Jonathan and William about town versus country. Plus, a discussion about the luxury way to treat your house staff, and the unexpected perils of an outdoor mirror. The two wrap things up with a very luxury live sea shanty performance, because why not?

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    28 m
  • Arguments

    Arguments
    Jun 25 2025
    William and Jonathan explore how to enter an argument in a becoming and sophisticated fashion. They revisit old spats, including with a flatmate, a bar lady, and a very out of his depth electrician who thought he could go toe-to-toe with Jonathan. Plus, advice on how to handle keyboard warriors, and when to (if ever) admit that one’s got it wrong.

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    40 m