The 5 love languages just got an upgrade. Tessa and Jules explore the 8 modern expressions of love—and how these deeper categories reveal who we are, what we crave, and why some relationships never quite click.

In this unfiltered episode, they compare results, share vulnerable truths about touch, emotional safety, thoughtful gestures, and the importance of feeling chosen. From trauma healing to masculine energy, from butt slaps to intellectual foreplay—this is a love language deep dive you didn’t know you needed.

Whether you're dating, healing, or discovering yourself, this one hits hard (and funny).

Share it with your person—or send it to your therapist.

What’s your biggest ick? In this episode, Tessa and Jules list their top dating icks and relationship non-negotiables—from early pet names and baby talk, to lack of hygiene, no follow-through, and toxic tantrums in public.

This is a must-listen for anyone navigating modern dating, dodging red flags, or learning how to hold stronger boundaries.

Get ready for:

• Hygiene deal-breakers (yes, we’re talking teeth, toenails & farting)
• Men who can’t make a plan (ick)
• Dreamers vs. doers: what separates fantasy from reality
• Over-apologizing vs. not apologizing at all
• Reading the room and respecting the vibe

Unfiltered, funny, and full of truth bombs.
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What’s your breaking point in love? In this vulnerable episode, Tessa and Jules open up about knowing when enough is enough—whether it’s a long-term relationship or a situationship that leaves you drained.

Jules shares what it took to walk away from a 13-year relationship, while Tessa reflects on the heartbreak that lasted far longer than the romance. Together, they explore emotional thresholds, triggers, and the courage it takes to finally put yourself first.

This one’s for anyone who’s ever lost themselves trying to keep love alive.

🎙️ Topics:

• Relationship thresholds

• Emotional triggers and trauma

• Breakup recovery and healing

• Self-worth and romantic clarity

• Why walking away is sometimes the bravest choice

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Are women being categorized in dating… and do we do the same to men? In this episode of Karaoke Wine with Jules and Tessa, we explore the unspoken labels — from the “Good Time Girl” to the “Dream Girl” — and what happens when the chemistry is real but the commitment isn’t.

We also get into:

• How oxytocin can trick your heart

• Why “the one” feels more like calm than chaos

• The difference between butterflies and true compatibility

Whether you're a hard yes, a friend zone pro, or somewhere in between — you’re not alone.

What category have you been put in? DM us or drop your thoughts below.

Dating Categories: The Dream Girl, the Desperado & the Situationship Saga

Forget FAFSA - there's a new scholarship in town. Sugar Baby University (SBU) is literally ranking college by how many students are using sugar daddies to pay for school. Yup. Tuition's getting handled -- just not by financial aid.

In this episode, we dive into the wild world of sponsored degrees, side hustles turned lifestyles, and the unfiltered economics of higher education. Is it empowerment, exploitation, or just Gen Z doing what they gotta do?

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Buckle up for a wild ride through the most disastrous, cringe-worthy, and downright bizarre dating stories you've ever heard. In this episode, we spill all the tea on a toothless Tinder date, a charming guy with major American Psycho vibes, and a golden shower surprise straight out of Paris. From red flags to full-on horror shows, these are the worst dates that make ghosting look like a blessing. Whether you're single, dating, or just love chaos, you won’t want to miss this hilarious and unfiltered storytelling session.

Discover how to handle friendship conflict, emotional boundaries, and loyalty in this powerful episode: Friendships on Fire – Conflict, Loyalty, and Letting Go. We share how we resolved our first fight, offering real talk on communication, trust, and healing after a fallout. Tune in as we talk about how we navigated tough conversations, rebuilt trust, and decided what was worth holding on to—and what wasn’t. If you’ve ever struggled with conflict in close friendships, this one's for you. It is packed with relatable insights and practical tips for managing friendship drama.

Jules and Tessa went to LIV Golf Miami with their most popular topics (Does body count really matter, what is the most toxic thing you have ever done, and the exception to the rule). This episode sheds some light on what other people think and of course we had to add some post commentary. Find out what people of the streets think.

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