Another week of content in the land of the free. Today we're talking Chechnya affairs, Ukraine's mineral deal and Elon's attempts at improv classes. Are they working? Is he funny? Are people actually forced to laugh to keep their jobs? Smart money is on the latter but you decide.

Housekeeping: we are working on the sound issue on both our ends. We're poor and with the price of microphones going on because oh I dunno tariffs I'm going to need to turn a lot more tricks to get this mic money. But do know that we have heard some of you and we're also trying on fan mail so if you see a link drop a comment.

P.S. The last episode promised OG Elon art and it appears to only have shown up on the Spotify release and not on Apple podcasts side.

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Today we jump around more actively than a brainworm with an open court in RFK's brain. The usual suspects of TSLA ticker and Ukraine updates kick it off and then we are full steam ahead to the elections of our northern neighbor, dress snafus at the funeral, ActBlue and how they're evil, the NFL draft and what would happen if 23&me was ran by the gov't. As always you won't know if we're quoting the onion or not (we're not).

Special shot out to Elon going back to his roots is the OG Elon photo before they PayPal windfall. Those are some shallow gene pool vibes but they're on a very large yacht so you decide ladies.

Today on Hot Take Tuesday, did meeting JD Vance lead the Pope to die? You be the judge. At a time of great loss you can always look to the beacon of positivity Marjorie Taylor Greene. Have you wanted financial success, stop being sick and smite your enemies but it is just taking oh way too long? Just do what Jesus did and buy yourself an angel. Come with us as we tell you how.

No but seriously tell your friends. We want to be the herpes of the podcast scene, spreading exponentially while you tell your one night stand we're just a cold sore.

Today we talk about how Russia decided to celebrate Palm Sunday and how the Ukrainians were trying to conceal their war planning by doing something no one has ever done in the history of war.

Germany says "partner let me upgrade you" to Ukraine in the cruise missile department. Kersch bridge might have a few lanes closed for repairs soon.

While being similar in build, Aaron Rodgers is considering retiring while our Fearless Leader is talking about running a third term so talk about a cognitive powerhouse.

What is appropriate attire for setting fire to a governor's mansion? Sit down as we discuss Cody Balmer's life choices this week.

P.S. There was a little snafu about 14 minutes in. I cut out the dead space but kept the talking there because "F* it, we'll do it live".

What's the title say? Yeah we're talking guns and how the current administration is rolling back regulation on your rights to buy bunker busters. We do a dive on what is needed to get a gun, things you can do at shady gun stores and work arounds should you have a nasty blemish on your record like beating your wife and/or kids. Also tune in and find out more on why tariffs make our great leader pitch a tent in his pants and learn how to self promote yourself beyond your current position. We're doing life hacks here so TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

Today we continue talking about Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia and his inconvenient trip to CECOT. Talking about the multiple failures the gov't experienced in the court system before they found their tried and true Supreme Court fallback in Justice Roberts. We discuss why golf trips are more fun than having to watch dead US servicemembers returning stateside and how much fun it would be to celebrate the birthday of our President by rolling tanks past the White House. We've got the from gutting USAID and those other programs so let's make it a zero sum game and spend to appease the guy in power. Join us as we attempt to once again make sense of this world we live in.

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Happy post Liberation day everyone. Hopefully you bought your car and everything else you will ever need before today. I know it's been a while since WW2 but we are slow rolling into to the 4th Reich here. Did not have elected representatives in Texas would be quoting the Nazi party but here we are.

We talk about an influencer in Florida and wonder where we went wrong in our show number compared to her audience count.

Finish off the episode on all the rights parents of children in Florida are due to receive as SB918 comes barreling down the pipeline and ever so closer to getting passed.

Put on your headphones, turn off your brain and listen to what used to reporting from the Onion.

Starting off this episode with clear guidelines on what respectable people wear when visiting trump and sliding right on over to Europe in a flashback to the 40's. We talk about the administration actually admitting it wrongfully deported someone and why it's not a nothing burger. Take time to check in with the Middle East in this edition of "Hey what's that guy aiming at?".