Another week of content in the land of the free. Today we're talking Chechnya affairs, Ukraine's mineral deal and Elon's attempts at improv classes. Are they working? Is he funny? Are people actually forced to laugh to keep their jobs? Smart money is on the latter but you decide.

Housekeeping: we are working on the sound issue on both our ends. We're poor and with the price of microphones going on because oh I dunno tariffs I'm going to need to turn a lot more tricks to get this mic money. But do know that we have heard some of you and we're also trying on fan mail so if you see a link drop a comment.

P.S. The last episode promised OG Elon art and it appears to only have shown up on the Spotify release and not on Apple podcasts side.

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Today we jump around more actively than a brainworm with an open court in RFK's brain. The usual suspects of TSLA ticker and Ukraine updates kick it off and then we are full steam ahead to the elections of our northern neighbor, dress snafus at the funeral, ActBlue and how they're evil, the NFL draft and what would happen if 23&me was ran by the gov't. As always you won't know if we're quoting the onion or not (we're not).

Special shot out to Elon going back to his roots is the OG Elon photo before they PayPal windfall. Those are some shallow gene pool vibes but they're on a very large yacht so you decide ladies.

Today on Hot Take Tuesday, did meeting JD Vance lead the Pope to die? You be the judge. At a time of great loss you can always look to the beacon of positivity Marjorie Taylor Greene. Have you wanted financial success, stop being sick and smite your enemies but it is just taking oh way too long? Just do what Jesus did and buy yourself an angel. Come with us as we tell you how.

No but seriously tell your friends. We want to be the herpes of the podcast scene, spreading exponentially while you tell your one night stand we're just a cold sore.