Running on fumes and fear? Same. This week we’re talking burnout, broken sleep, and health weirdness — then spiraling into our most irrational fears. Sharks in pools? Grapes? Kangaroos?? Nothing is safe. Mental health is hanging on by a thread, but at least we’re laughing through it.

Welcome to the episode where we spiral strategically. We’re talking anxiety, self-betterment, and the get-ready routines that keep us from fully combusting. Spoiler alert: it’s not all green juice and journaling. Expect honest convo, questionable mantras, and a few “I’m fine, this is fine” moments. Growth is chaotic — let’s get into it.

Fresh off a baecation, we're catching up on all the SPF and side-eye moments. Then, it’s a deep dive into the dos and absolute hell-no's of dating profiles. If your bio says “just ask” or you’re flexing in a gym mirror with a job title that sounds fake... buckle up. And to wrap it all up? a few things we’ve done (or said) that we’ll be denying until the day we die. No regrets. No explanations. Definitely no comment.

How’s your headspace? We’re starting off with a much-needed mental health check before diving into the very blurry world of platonic male friendships (do they even exist??). We’re also breaking down how not to approach women in public. Let’s unpack, overshare, and blame Mercury later.

We finally hit record! From creative chaos to real talk, we’re sharing how this podcast came to life, decoding the messy magic of “hey girly” DMs, why dating feels like a full-time job (with no benefits), and deets behind an upcoming beacation. Group chat’s open…