Welcome back to Butt Honestly, the podcast where nothing’s off limits and no orifice is left behind. This week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo are stitching together the sacred and the scandalous with an episode that goes from fissure recoveryto nationwide protests, with just the right amount of butt dials in between.

First up, we hear from a listener in the thick of healing after anal fissure surgery—a journey that’s as tender as it sounds (but with way less lube). Then, two very active Booty Gang members write in with burning questions about testing protocols and Doxy-PEP.

Things take a turn when we get a butt dial from someone navigating life with HIV and HPV, and the guys handle it the Butt Honestly way: with empathy, science, and heart.

Dr. Carlton also dishes on his escapades at Spring Blood—and let’s just say it involves more than just blooming flowers and seasonal allergies. You’ll want to hear all the juicy details (but maybe not while eating brunch).

And because the world isn’t just rim jobs and poppers, the guys take a moment to reflect on the powerful protests happening across the country. It’s a rare moment of seriousness—well, as serious as two men talking about butt stuff can get.

As always, they wrap it all up with their Love Language of the Week, because even amidst fissures and fist-raising, love is what keeps our cheeks clapping.

So sit back, lube up, and press play—this one’s got range.