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  • Ep 16- MuuMuus, Margaritas & Messy Adventures | 2 Blondes & The Redhead Take Fredericksburg 🍷

    Ep 16- MuuMuus, Margaritas & Messy Adventures | 2 Blondes & The Redhead Take Fredericksburg 🍷
    May 1 2025
    Buckle up, y’all — it’s birthday weekend in Fredericksburg, TX, and the girls have arrived! In this laugh-out-loud episode of the Hot Mess Express Podcast, Brooke Barton and her two besties (Ashley + Tasha) take you on a wine-fueled, muu-muu-wearing adventure through wineries, whiskey spots, shopping detours, and wild Frenchie snoring. 🎉

    In this episode:
    • Fat Ass Winery flight reviews (PB&J wine?? 👀)
    • A real-life rhino encounter at Rhinory
    • Why French bulldogs are divas (Boss is not happy 😤)
    • “You can’t talk” — the inside joke that became a T-shirt
    • Off-Topic game night chaos + road trip stories
    It’s girls' weekend energy, hilarious travel chaos, and real friendship vibes in one unforgettable episode. 🎙️

    💬 COMMENT BELOW: What's your go-to girls trip destination (and drink)?
    🐾 Bonus: Boss the Frenchie makes a dramatic guest appearance (and major side-eye).
    🎧 Subscribe for more faith-filled laughs, chaotic bestie convos, and Brooke’s signature “hot mess but make it lovable” style.
    ➡️ Full video streaming on our YouTube channel.
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    22 m
  • Ep 15- Hot Mess Stitch Fix Unboxing: Real Talk, Cute Finds & A Velcro Dog | Hot Mess Express Podcast

    Ep 15- Hot Mess Stitch Fix Unboxing: Real Talk, Cute Finds & A Velcro Dog | Hot Mess Express Podcast
    Apr 23 2025
    Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Express, where the outfits are cute, the dog is clingy, and the chaos is chic.

    In this episode, Brooke Barton opens up her latest Stitch Fix box, gives honest (and hilarious) fashion feedback, and reminds us that adulting is better with coffee, carbs, and a fluffy golden doodle glued to your feet. 🛍️ What’s inside the box? A few closet wins, a pair of NOPE shoes, and a $14 blouse that’ll make your jaw drop. Brooke keeps it real with reviews on:
    • Fit, style, and whether it hides her “seafood diet” 🍝
    • Why she’s now that girl at the gym (and proud of it)
    • How she smuggles new clothes into the closet without raising alarms 😅
    • What Velcro dog life is like as a golden doodle mom
    💬 Plus: Insurance updates, spicy gym shirts, and a surprise appearance by her high-fivin’ pup. 🐶 Real talk. Real life. Real good outfits.

    🎧 Subscribe for weekly doses of laughter, life, and the best parts of being a beautiful mess. See the full video on our Pro Pod Digital YouTube channel, @propodigital.

    #HotMessExpressPodcast #StitchFixUnboxing #MomLifeUnfiltered #VelcroDogChronicles #GoldenDoodleMom #BudgetStyleFinds #RelatableAF #RealTalkPodcast #StitchFixHaul #HotMessStyle #TryOnTuesday #ChristianComedyPodcast #StitchFixReview #FashionFailOrWin #WomenSupportingWomen #FaithAndFunny #BrookeBartonLive
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    16 m
  • Ep 14- I'M BACK & Unboxing FabFitFun + Life Lately with Huck | The Hot Mess Express with Brooke Barton

    Ep 14- I'M BACK & Unboxing FabFitFun + Life Lately with Huck | The Hot Mess Express with Brooke Barton
    Apr 14 2025
    Brooke Barton is BACK, y’all—and she’s bringing real talk, rambunctious fluff, and FabFitFun surprises in this feel-good, faith-filled kickoff to The Hot Mess Express 🎙️In this hilarious and heartwarming episode, Brooke unboxes her latest FabFitFun haul, spills on her current skincare obsessions, and introduces us to her newest obsession: Huck, the fluffiest golden doodle puppy stealing hearts (and maybe chewing on a few things). 🐾But it’s not just beauty boxes and puppy snuggles—Brooke opens up about empty nesting, faith, family life, and why Jesus, joy, and dry shampoo are essential in her world. 💖Whether you're here for the laughs, the lifestyle hacks, or to just feel like you’re FaceTiming your funniest bestie, this episode is a must-watch/listen!

    ✨ Highlights:
    • FabFitFun unboxing (hello, Steve Madden sunglasses + skincare steals!)

    • Faith + real-life encouragement for moms and women of all ages

    • Puppy parenting adventures with Huck the golden doodle

    • Girl math, glam goodies, and God's grace (in that order 💁‍♀️)
    🙌 Who It’s For:Women of faith, moms, empty nesters, lifestyle lovers, FabFitFun fans, and anyone who’s ever felt like a hot mess on a healing journey. 💕

    🔔 Subscribe to ride the Hot Mess Express — where we keep it real, raw, and ridiculously fun.

    📌 Want to join live next time? Follow Brooke on Instagram & TikTok: @BrookeBartonOfficial


    🐶 Bonus: You’ll probably see Huck there too.
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    26 m
  • Ep 13- Stitch Fix, Puppy Chaos, and Relationship Goals—Hot Mess Level: Expert!

    Ep 13- Stitch Fix, Puppy Chaos, and Relationship Goals—Hot Mess Level: Expert!
    Feb 5 2025
    Hold onto your leopard print leggings because Brooke and Michael Barton are back with an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud episode of Hot-Mess Express! 🚂

    This week, we meet the newest (and furriest) member of the family—Huxley, aka Huck, the adorable pup who may or may not have a future in podcasting. Between Huck’s chaotic cameos, Brooke dives into not one, but TWO Stitch Fix unboxings, complete with impulsive fashion decisions, confetti sweaters, and the eternal debate: “Do I really need another pair of leopard print shoes?” (Spoiler alert: Yes. Yes, she does.)

    Michael plays the calm, collected “fixer” role—until Huck decides podcasting isn’t his vibe and opts for ball-dropping distractions instead. They also chat about RV living with a blended family, surviving work-from-home chaos, and even sprinkle in a few fitness updates (hello, 50-pound weight loss journey!).If you’re here for relatable couple banter, pet-parenting mishaps, and real talk about family life, fashion fails, and everything in between—you’ve found your people.

    👖✨ Topics Covered:
    • The truth about Stitch Fix hauls (and why confetti sweaters are life)
    • Meet Huck: The new Hot-Mess mascot
    • Relationship goals & blended family vibes
    • RV living adventures & small space survival tips
    • Fitness wins, fails, and everything in between
    🎧 Tune in now for fashion fails, family fun, and unfiltered laughs! Watch full episodes on YouTube! Like and subscribe for the latest!
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    27 m
  • Ep 12- A Hot-Mess of Comfort Foods and Everyday Laughs

    Ep 12- A Hot-Mess of Comfort Foods and Everyday Laughs
    Feb 3 2025
    Welcome to this episode of the Hot-Mess Express!

    Join Brooke and Michael Barton as they whip up a classic Southern fried bologna sandwich, dive into gym-day banter, and share hilarious stories about their day-to-day adventures. From nostalgic 80s jingles to a behind-the-scenes look at desert rose seedlings, this episode is full of quirky moments and heartfelt laughter.
    🌟 In this episode, you’ll learn: The secret to making the perfect fried bologna sandwich (heavy mayo fans, rejoice!) Why leg day at the gym can lead to hilarious encounters at the grocery store A sneak peek into their DIY garden project and how it’s growing (literally!) 🍴

    Plus, they talk about upcoming episodes featuring product reviews, their favorite CBD solutions for better sleep, and a Thanksgiving-ready candle haul!

    👉 Don’t miss out on this cozy yet hilarious kitchen-table chat. Whether you’re here for cooking tips or just need a laugh, this podcast is your perfect companion.

    📌 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more hot-mess of a good time! See full videos on our YouTube channel!

    Ready to start your own podcast? Want to take your podcasting to the next level? Pro Pod Digital would love to help!
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    22 m
  • Ep 11- Pink Pineapple Taste Test: A Juicy Adventure or a Real Hot Mess?!

    Ep 11- Pink Pineapple Taste Test: A Juicy Adventure or a Real Hot Mess?!
    Dec 3 2024
    Step into the kitchen chaos as the Hot-Mess crew, Brooke and Michael Barton, dive into the sweet and quirky world of pink pineapples. Special guests Riley and Olivia join the fun, sharing laughs, food prep mishaps, and taste-test opinions. From buttery garlic rolls to bacon-wrapped asparagus, the dinner spread sets the stage for the star attraction—a pink pineapple that promises to be juicier, sweeter, and less acidic.

    Watch as they figure out how to slice this vibrant fruit, debate whether it lives up to the hype, and compare it to various things like raw salmon to dimmed-out pineapples. There’s even more fun stuff like pink coladas, Sacred Oils CBD gummies and creams.. Lots of tasty food and cool products to taste and test out!

    Packed with relatable moments and playful banter (plus a round of Wahoo board game rivalry), this episode is as sweet and sticky as the fruit itself. This episode contains laughs, cooking tips, and maybe even a life lesson or two about not putting your “sticky tip” on someone’s arm.

    Watch full episodes on the Pro Pod Digital YouTube channel! Find out more about Brooke's business, the Redhead Health Advisor.

    Follow Brooke Barton's socials! And like and subscribe for the latest! Be sure and spread the word about the Hot-Mess Express!
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    12 m
  • Ep 10- Unboxing with Hot-Mess Sisters: FabFitFun, Kids’ Antics, and Surprise Jewelry Boxes

    Ep 10- Unboxing with Hot-Mess Sisters: FabFitFun, Kids’ Antics, and Surprise Jewelry Boxes
    Nov 21 2024
    All aboard the Hot-Mess Express! Brooke Barton and her sister Lizzie dive into FabFitFun’s latest box and unearth a treasure trove of goodies—think dry shampoo, neck cream, and a mysterious jewelry box Brooke swears she didn’t order.

    Along the way, they navigate adorable toddler interruptions, impromptu life lessons, and some hilarious parenting confessions.

    Expect laughter, relatable chaos, and a touch of southern charm as they discuss everything from pimple patches to parenting fails.
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    24 m
  • Ep 9- Hot-Mess Express: Sisters Say Yes to the Dress & Stitch Fix Surprises!

    Ep 9- Hot-Mess Express: Sisters Say Yes to the Dress & Stitch Fix Surprises!
    Nov 21 2024
    Hop on board the Hot-Mess Express with sisters Brooke and Lizzie as they dive into a day full of laughs, sister moments, and, of course, some chaos! Hear all about Lizzie’s final wedding dress fitting (cue the “aww” moments with her little one, Miss Tootsie Roll) and check out an unboxing of Brooke’s latest Stitch Fix haul.

    The sisters chat about everything from fashion hits and misses to why skinny jeans are here to stay, and they even squeeze in some juicy wedding updates…. And there is even a special appearance by Mama Mess herself!

    Whether you’re into funny family stories, fashion finds, or just love a good laugh, this episode’s got it all! Perfect for anyone who appreciates the messiness of real life, the sweetness of family, and the thrill of new clothes.
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    22 m
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