In this episode, we roast the invisible rulebook society somehow agreed on. From holding our breath as people pass by, to performing Olympic-level cart maneuvers at the grocery store, we’re breaking down the weird, petty laws of everyday life.

We cover the essentials: don’t take the middle urinal unless you’re a menace, don’t park next someone when the parking lot is empty, and for the love of humanity, let people merge.

It’s fast, it’s petty, it’s painfully accurate—and yes, we’re calling out you if you break these.

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the gloriously stupid world of competitive “sports” that make you question both humanity and your weekend plans. From the majestic prance of Hobby Horsing, where grown adults channel their inner stallion without an actual horse in sight… to the chaotic, gravity-defying madness of Cheese Rolling, where people willingly sprint down a near-vertical hill chasing a rogue wheel of dairy… all the way to the dramatic, sweat-free spectacle of Air Guitar Championships, where the only thing louder than the imaginary riffs is the commitment of the performers. We break down why these bizarre pastimes exist, why people love them, and why—against all logic—we can’t stop watching.

In this milestone episode of Hot Coffee and Chingasos, we dive into the things we swear will heal us — from crystals and candles to sneakers and supplements. Why do we believe certain objects can fix what’s inside? Join us for a funny, honest, and thought-provoking talk about comfort, consumerism, and the little things that make us feel whole… at least for a moment.

Let's we celebrate the weirdly thrilling moments of adulthood that shouldn’t be this exciting… and yet, here we are. Join us each episode as we lose our minds over the grand opening of a grocery store like it’s Comic-Con, debate the architectural beauty of new restaurants, and sing along to medication commercials like they’re chart-toppers.

But we don’t stop there — we dive into the universal reality of turning 40: the mysterious aches, the sudden concern for life's unenjoyments like bills.

If you’ve ever said “Oh wow, they’re building a new grocery HEB!” or caught yourself humming a cholesterol medication jingle in the shower… this is your podcast.

Funny, relatable, and painfully true — Useless Excitement is where we laugh at the little things that somehow became the big things. Welcome to midlife. We’re all in this together.

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Welcome to the Hot Coffee and Chingasos Halloween Edition. In this episode, we ramble into the dark and delightful world of Halloween movies, music, and cartoons that make the season so hauntingly fun.

From chilling classics like Halloween and The Exorcist ,and revisit the best Halloween-themed cartoons like Courage the Cowardly Dog and Charlie Brown followed by eerie tunes—from Halloween to Stranger Things.Grab your coffee, dim the lights, and get ready for a frightfully entertaining ride! 👻

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Hey there, and welcome to simpler times, we look back at the moments that made life a little slower — and a lot more human. We Bleed, but kept going.

Today, we’re diving into the 1980s and 1990s — a time before smartphones, social media, and 24/7 internet. And honestly? It was pretty amazing.

Plus Big Tex wants to be funny, but he ain't.

Relive the raddest decade ever! Living the 80s takes you back to the era of big hair, neon fashion, legendary soundtracks, and unforgettable blockbusters. Each episode dives into the music, movies, and everyday life that made the 1980s totally iconic. Whether you lived it or just love it, this is your backstage pass to the culture that defined a generation.

We pull back the curtain on the shiny world of online side hustles. From dropshipping dreams to affiliate marketing schemes, we're unpacking how these “get rich in your sleep” promises often lead straight to burnout, broken bank accounts, and more screen time than sanity. Why are so many people chasing passive income that’s anything but passive? And who’s really making the money here? (Spoiler: it's the guy selling the course, not you.) Whether you're hustle-curious or just hustled-out, this one's for you.