In this episode, we roast the invisible rulebook society somehow agreed on. From holding our breath as people pass by, to performing Olympic-level cart maneuvers at the grocery store, we’re breaking down the weird, petty laws of everyday life.

We cover the essentials: don’t take the middle urinal unless you’re a menace, don’t park next someone when the parking lot is empty, and for the love of humanity, let people merge.

It’s fast, it’s petty, it’s painfully accurate—and yes, we’re calling out you if you break these.

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the gloriously stupid world of competitive “sports” that make you question both humanity and your weekend plans. From the majestic prance of Hobby Horsing, where grown adults channel their inner stallion without an actual horse in sight… to the chaotic, gravity-defying madness of Cheese Rolling, where people willingly sprint down a near-vertical hill chasing a rogue wheel of dairy… all the way to the dramatic, sweat-free spectacle of Air Guitar Championships, where the only thing louder than the imaginary riffs is the commitment of the performers. We break down why these bizarre pastimes exist, why people love them, and why—against all logic—we can’t stop watching.

In this milestone episode of Hot Coffee and Chingasos, we dive into the things we swear will heal us — from crystals and candles to sneakers and supplements. Why do we believe certain objects can fix what’s inside? Join us for a funny, honest, and thought-provoking talk about comfort, consumerism, and the little things that make us feel whole… at least for a moment.