Episodios

  • Episode 267
    Apr 15 2026
    It's about to go down! Down like that number Josh sees in his fantasies but certainly not in real life. Nope, in real like Josh is just watching kids eat poorly, holidays become too sugary, humans become too artificial, straits become too Hormusy, wives become too traddy, landscaper requests that become too risky, dreams that become too scary, sheds become too shitty, preachers become too preachy, and news pundits become too empty. And y'know sumthin...Josh is ready to talk about all of it in a series of rants known as Episode 267, so stream the damn thing and live a long, happy life folks! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Naps by rain on roof colliding with baseball on TV
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    34 m
  • Episode 266
    Mar 20 2026
    Let the madness begin! Enjoy this heartfelt episode about a couple fellas named Mitch and one named Doug. Welp, that part is at the end, but you'll see. First, you'll need to sit through rants about brackets, unoriginal rappers, the Oscars, liberals and conservatives coming together, daytime talk shows of the 90s, tribalism, bath tub time, meterorologists, postmen, and expenses. There might be some other important topics folded into the fabric, so start streaming now! Much love to all and good luck with the brackets. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Jeopardy fashion by Esprit
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    37 m
  • Episode 265
    Feb 25 2026
    The time has come to jump into some real shit, folks! Yes, literally. Yes, this episode deals with the scents of public restrooms, and religion as well. Classic combo. This episode deals with hearing issues and fitness as well, classic combo. This episode analyzes Mel Brooks and the Golden Gate Bridge historic nonsense, classic combo. This episode touches on hunters and gatherers and Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Jeopardy and Mormonism and human duality and device addiction and dangerous things we all must stop doing. Time to stream it like y'mean it! So clever. Leave a nice rating or review on iTunes or wherever you listen and have a fabulous life, good people. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Shoulder bruise by tetanus shot
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    34 m
  • Episode 264
    Jan 30 2026
    Y'ready for some pro tips and life hacks? What kind of shithead starts a podcast description that way. Okay, take two: y'ready for some big fat insight on ICE? Then stream this episode...now! You'll also be exposed to views on writing life stories, government distrust, immigrants, obituary photos, parenting styles, Washington Bullets, Facebook fan pages and marketplace, chauvanistic shock jocks, and drumb Dry January. Please leave a nice rating or review because you're nice and Josh thinks you're a 5 star human. Unless it's a 3 star scale, then you're a 2. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Date night success by Pete Holmes stellar set
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    35 m
  • Episode 263
    Jan 14 2026
    Happy new year to the greatest podcast listeners on this place called Earth, a place where humans like Josh get to speak freely about weird nicknames, and the Cocktail soundtrack, and brain surgeries, and neighbors passing, and the old McDonalds rhyming menu ad, and Kokomo (you'll get there faster if you take it slow...), and Dry January, and small talk, and boredom, and Bob Weir. Wishing you all good health in 2026! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Leg comfort by new J Crew clearance rack corduroy pants
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    30 m
  • Episode 262
    Dec 10 2025
    Let's get it! Get to the content that moves the needle, pal. Content like big Eddie Murphy laughs, big reflections on wife beaters and reasons we itch, big insights on the Dust Bowl and racism and earthquakes, big analysis of skin color and movie stars and Michael Irvin, and big questions about aliens and the human condition. Embrace these moments, folks. Inhale, exhale, repeat and stream it! Logo art by Brandon Light Blue Bronco II Lai Music by Micah Toyota Previa Trouble Bubble Van Julius Fantasies by picturing a Rivian truck parked in my driveway, the pearl-colored one
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    33 m
  • Episode 261
    Nov 12 2025
    Back to it with a dandy. Y'know how so many things just simply suck? Welp, luckily, Josh is able to capture some of them for a can't miss listening experience. This experience includes observations of Waldorf people, music from the 1800s, shitty current rap, fiercely independent toddlers, homeless celebs, monetizing podcasts, teen fashion, and the temporary existence of humans. Deep? Yep, probably too deep. So now you can get balls deep into this episode! Not those balls silly, volleyballs! Bump, set, and spike your way into this new podcast...okay enough. Logo art (newish) by Brandon Lai Music by Micah (welcome to the world sweet Arlie!) Julius Understanding the horrors of war by watching Peter Jackson's "They Shall Not Grow Old" (amazing)
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    33 m
  • Episode 260
    Oct 29 2025
    Josh reveals his mental health journey and his path to getting help. What a dramatic opening sentence! Click bait? Maybe. Other click bait topics include E-bike bad boys, Trump's potential twists and turns, anxiety spikes, compassion for current generation, careless late 90s lookback, KPop Demon Hunters, battling insomnia, Joey Cassina's art, meds and meds and meds and ASMR steak grilling in the forest. Who knows, this one is another wildcard. Thanks for streaming and supporting this podcast. Drop a nice rating or review if you find time or find a place in your heart to do that type of inconvenient shit. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Halloween costume by dusting off the old prom pimp suit, purchased for $85 on Market St. in 1999
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    31 m