With a “detective” on standby, Hamish reveals the lab results of the white powder Andy found in the walls of the 1876 house he’s renovating. Andy’s also been accused of wearing the same clothes way too often, which sparks a discussion on how long you can wear certain items of clothing. Hamish shares the tale of the mystery undies, plus we’ve got an update on our upcoming Special Skills Conclave!

1. White powder lab results
2. How often should you wash your clothes?
3. Chit Chat Champions
4. Mystery undies
5. Pre conclave excitement & logistics

1. World’s tallest hat
2. Extreme empaths
3. Andy’s dig discovery
4. Burg Boys pick their mission
5. Back to the Future

In very rare scenes, Hamish has done some thorough research on the “World’s Tallest Hat” and has some ideas. The Extreme Empaths keep coming in, and Andy reveals a VERY suspicious item they found while renovating their 1876 house. Hamish has a gripe with AppleTV, and the Burg Boys have officially picked their target, it’s on!

Hamish received an email from listener Christian with a ‘million dollar business idea’ - he wrongly thought this show would be a safe space…!! Andy gets into the Easter spirit with the first-ever Easter carol, “Hey Judas,” and a bunch of callers join to Upset Andy! The boys sift through the businesses that they won’t target in the small business security test before the “Burg Boys” go dormant!

1. Christian's Million Dollar Idea
2. Upset Andy...without chargers.
3. The First Easter Carol
4. Burg Boys... Testing Small Business Security

In a bid to save Special Skills, Hamish wants to find the 'chosen one' holding the ultimate special skill! Meanwhile, Jack unveils his sacrifice to the gods (it’s a big one) and gifts it to the listener who almost bagged the golf cart. Song Sleuth is back, with Andy taking the a current hit TV show theme straight to the lab for testing. Plus, in the final twist of the Up There Cazaly Quest, Andy brings us the inside scoop from Collingwood’s home game last week — could the song have been played?!

1. A Conclave for Special Skills
2. Jack's Gift for the Gods
3. Song Sleuth
4. Up There Cazaly Finale

‘Tell Us Someone’ is back, and it should be easy this early in the year…
We’ve got a disappointing update on our ‘Up There Cazaly’ quest, plus a medical manoeuvre from Hamish that we absolutely DO NOT recommend you try at home!
Luckily Jack has been too busy playing golf this week to see the backlash from his golf buggy win…!!

1 – Tell Us Someone
2 – Up There Cazaly Outcome
3 – Hamish’s inadvisable medical manoeuvre
4 – Golf Buggy feedback: the people are disappointed

Find out whether Jack is victorious in his quest to weasel the motorised golf cart from the hands of the people! We hear more stories from our most empathetic listeners, Hamish places a call to his good friend T-Bone, Andy poses an interesting question “Is Josh an Asshole?” and Hame has an idea for a new show venture!

1. Golf buggy roulette
2. Extreme empaths
3. Is Josh an a-hole?
4. Hamish and Jack chat to T-Bone
5. Small business security test

Will Jack use his position of power to play fair or play foul when it comes to the Golf Buggy competition? Andy watched a news story about a house that was built on the wrong block, and the guys have so many questions. Hame is dubious about the validity of a battery ad he saw, and the ‘Up There Cazaly’ song sleuth is back with a major development.

1. Fair or Foul - How many competition tickets for Jack?
2. House built on the wrong block
3. Proving Up There Cazaly is an Australian anthem
4. Energizer Bunny

Andy’s love for his dog Henri has him questioning whether he loves her more than his fiancée, Bec. Hamish shares Rudy’s swimming carnival prep (or lack thereof) and Extreme Empaths is back for 2025. We also have a returning contestant for Chit-Chat Champion getting a second chance after 5 years of agonising over it! Plus, Jack’s golf buggy weaseling reaches a new level.

1. Extreme empaths
2. Andy might like Henri more than Bec
3. Jack’s golf buggy decision…again
4. Chit-chat champion
5. Rudy’s swimming carnival