It's Andy's birthday week, so Hamish decides to tee up a special Please Andy segment. There's a scandal in the fragrance world as Cristiano Ronaldo might've stolen the show's signature scent. Andy received a bizarre survey from The Burnley Tunnel, and Hamish finally reveals the hats!

1. Please Andy
2. Burnley Tunnel recommendations
3. Hamish’s prank hat reveal
4. CR7 vs. Andy by Hamish

Hamish may have uncovered a breakthrough to connect with the Royal Mint, but on closer inspection it might not be great. Andy thinks there's a new type of awkward greeting and decides to explore it through song. The Hat Construction prank continues, with Hamish detailing the next steps, while also talking about bribing his daughter and accidentally making her one of the world's highest paid cyclists.

1. A Royal Mint connection
2. Andy’s awkward ‘hi’ song
3. Hat construction progress
4. Your fastest corners
5. Power Moves
6. Rudy the high paid cyclist

Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darcy finds himself back under the microscope, the boys are perplexed by a new commemorative coin on the market, they explore a potential fly-in special skill, and finish with a new corporate bonding exercise.

1. Fastest corners in your house / another fart investigation
2. Chit Chat Champions: Star Wars
3. Darcy under the microscope
4. NRL coins
5. Treadmill Special Skill - potential participant Olivia
6. Dogs looking at you while they poo