(VERY LAST EPISODE.) Dollie reads her part from Appendix 1, "Interviews with Seven Kinky Women About What They Want and Need", where she tells you what makes her clit tick. Also, Dollie reads her short piece on polyamory called "Poly Dolly." AND THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! Thank you for listening, and tell two friends.

(second-to-the-last episode.) ThornDaddy tells you what made him the way he is today, and where he's headed. Then he explains his motivations: "This book is written to be read by men, and I hope some men have found something useful in it. But I really wrote the book for women, because women are so breathtakingly astonishingly perfect. I wrote this book for men to help the women of the world, to give more men more tools to take better care of their women."

Sample pre-play contracts. Recognizing and avoiding golddiggers. Dealing with societal, feminist and religious guilt. How and why religion wants to keep you from claiming your God-given right to have lots of righteously spiritual kinky sex. Why THIS BOOK IS THE ONLY TRUE HOLY BOOK, and you can tell that to any religious person who bugs you about sex! Also, a bit on protecting your home, your land and your women from coming wave of remorseless supercriminals during the impending total collapse of the infrastructure of the world.

Any relationship, even a near-perfect kinky one, will have some hardship. It's not all kittens and cream. And even when the relationship is perfect, sometimes the plastic world seeps through the cracks and pokes at your perfect "nation of two" (or "nation of three"). Here we teach you to deal with pregnancy and other diseases, mismatched sex drives, mismatched kink orientations, jealousy, non-orgasmic women, impotence. Also, how to say goodbye if it doesn't work out, without getting stabbed in your sleep. But what if she DOES want to stab you in your sleep? ThornDaddy tells you how to deal with stalkers and haters. Blocking her, getting restraining orders, weapons and other ways to protect yourself. Also, a bit on pre-play contracts, so she can't say it went down differently than it did.

True communication in a D/s relationship. How to give your slave enough structure that she won't look elsewhere. Finding the right girl, the one you want to stay up late talking with every night for the rest of your life. Knowing that you can be replaced, and how not to be. Helping your slave deal with your polyamory. punishment, reward, passively training your slave, actively training your slave. And a few hardware suggestions. How to not be tied down by your slave. And finally, why marriage rocks, but why wedding rings are a scam.

ThornDaddy tells you where to find women willing to have such earth-shaking sex that "even the neighbors will have a cigarette." You'll learn how to progress beyond old "one-night stand" thinking and hone your sex skills (and life skills) to live without interruptions in a monastic fuck-fest life of loving the brains out of curvy, pervy pretty smart ladies. You'll learn where to look, (and where NOT to look), online and off. You'll learn how to approach them from the magnitude of your soul to hook them on living and kneeling before your cock, body, brain and more, forever.

Photographing your sub, sharing photos of her (and/or sharing HER) with friends, Food fucks, fattening up skinny bitches. Punishment and reward. Swing parties. Wife swapping. Oral slave for others. Anal slave for others. Fingerbang slave. Gangbang slave. When to and when NOT to do all this. Women as furniture, women as art. Electrical play. Edge play. Tiger Balm anal play. And exquisite love that lasts a lifetime.

Ahh…the joys of ANAL PLAY. Fisting, felching, two-girl one-guy play, double-fisting, panty play. Proper cleaning before play. The care and loving of your slave. Anal training. Dealing with "Oopses." Fucking the shit out of a woman. Safety. OTK spanking and OTK fingering. Medical Play. Consensual Mind Fucks. Ravishment, Humiliation Play. More on safewords. And a bit on collars, with love.