In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie disagree on how to promote a play about rhinoceroses, Tommie takes a bath with Louie, they meet the Danish Pinscher, do the Time Warp with Richard O'Brien, Tommie sings the Aretha Franklin catalogue, Abigale is not a fan of Elton John, they remember the Scottsboro Boys, Tommie refuses to read J.R.R. Tolkien, they mail in their thoughts on mail-in voting, look at the current disorder that is the United States, and Tommie discusses a Charlie Kirk assassination conspiracy theory. (Part Two will be released on April 1.)

Tommie returns in this week's episode and delivers only two tangents, he and Patrick congratulate the Crufts dog show winner Bruin the Clumber Spaniel, play catch with a Campeiro Bulldog, take a look at gay actor John Barrowman's overexposure, Tommie ruins a Cole Porter tune, they say farewell to singer Country Joe McDonald, reminisce about the good old days of the COVID pandemic, hug a mortician, decry the war/not war in Iran and its consequences, Tommie thinks there are too many choices on television, Patrick is too busy, and they name their favorite films about time.

In the second half of this episode, JK Larkin talks about acting and his role in an upcoming production of Ionesco's Rhinoceros, Patrick reviews the new film Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, Steven reviews the Heated Rivalry books and series, Patrick calls out the TV news journalists who can't pronounce 'Puerto Vallarta' correctly, they name the films that blew them away, and discuss meeting men via apps versus meeting men in gay bars.

In the first half of this episode, Patrick, Steven (filling in for Tommie), and their friend JK Larkin savor some donuts while discussing the dogs in their lives, meet the Barbado da Terceira, remember George Harrison on his birthday, say farewell to actors Eric Dane, Robert Carradine, and salsa musician Willie Colon, spend a weekend in the country with A Little Night Music, Patrick gives a brief history of the 1986 Philippines People Power Revolution on its fortieth anniversary, they shuck for National Clam Chowder Day, recall memories of chocolate-covered nuts, get the latest measles update, and review the Supreme Court decision overruling Trump's tariffs, all the while JK takes the men on tangents longer than Tommie's. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, March 4.)

In the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the new Muppet Show, he and Patrick review the Super Bowl halftime show and the critics' overreaction, drool over singer Ricky Martin, watch Megan Kelly make it absolutely clear that she is a racist, laugh at the idiot who thought it was a good idea to remove the Pride flag from the Stonewall National Monument, learn that confessing to infidelity while being interviewed at the Olympics is not a good idea, name their favorite romantic films, and Tommie gripes about bodily function sounds.

In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie honor "Louisville's Lassie," meet the King of Terriers, shine a light on inventor Thomas Edison, say farewell to actors Bud Cort and James Van Der Beek, enjoy a cafe latte while celebrating National Guitar Day, find out caffeine may lower the risk for dementia, wonder if anyone names their child 'Modest' anymore, dissect U.S. Attorney General and mean girl Pam Bondi's appearance before Congress, and worry about the Irish man who said, "No ICE." (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, February 18.)

In the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the audio version of Mel Brooks' memoir, Patrick reviews the new Ryan Murphy series The Beauty, Tommie drools over actor Anthony Ramos, they argue over the Elephant Man's first name, call out President Trump for the attack on Rep. Ilhan Omar, add rapper Nicki Minaj to the Stupid People list, and name the gay films that every gay man should see.

In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss keeping your dog safe in the cold weather, meet the Welsh Springer Spaniel, can't believe Alan Alda is 90, celebrate the short life of the "AIDS poster boy" Bobbi Campbell, say goodbye to Uncle Floyd, travel across the border via Broadway for a Mexican Hayride, remember the Challenger space shuttle disaster, Tommie re-lives a childhood trauma, they avoid South Carolina and its measles outbreak, worry if the midterm elections are in peril, and wonder what's next after the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti at the hands of ICE. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, February 4.)