It was a weekend of pure Nigerian joy and pure club-level chaos. The guys react to what many are calling one of Nigeria’s best performances in a generation, breaking down the Super Eagles’ dominance, tactical evolution, midfield control, and growing belief at AFCON. From Osimhen’s world-class status to Lookman’s rise and the team’s newfound cohesion, the optimism is real — even with World Cup heartbreak still lingering.

The conversation then swings sharply into Manchester United turmoil, as emotions run high over managerial instability, board interference, and the endless “United DNA” cycle. The panel debates whether sacking the manager mid-season makes any sense, who’s really to blame, and whether bringing back Ole would actually stabilize things.

Elsewhere, the episode touches on Arsenal’s title momentum, City’s intimidation factor, FA Cup chaos, Martinelli controversy, El Clásico madness, and why football fans might need to accept that the sport is slowly being Americanized — whether we like it or not.

Big takes, heated debates, laughter, frustration, and hope — this episode had everything.

⏱️ Timestamps (1:08:03 total)

00:00 – 04:30

Weekend recap & vibes check (Nigeria fans eating good)

04:30 – 18:30

Nigeria vs Algeria reaction – dominance, intensity & belief

18:30 – 28:45

AFCON tactics breakdown: midfield control, back four switch, team chemistry

28:45 – 39:30

Osimhen debate: Is he Nigeria’s first truly world-class striker?

39:30 – 45:45

Lookman, continuity, leadership & comparisons to past Nigerian teams

45:45 – 52:30

FA Cup reactions, Arsenal & City flexing, Martinelli controversy

52:30 – 1:02:30

Manchester United meltdown: sackings, board interference & Ole debate

1:02:30 – 1:08:03

El Clásico chaos, Madrid issues, Americanization of football & final hot takes

AFCON is officially loading properly — and for once, nobody is mad about it.

In this episode, Five Aside link up again with Soccer Takes with AK to break down a surprisingly high-quality AFCON, why Morocco might be setting the gold standard for African football, and how Nigeria are quietly turning into one of the most dangerous transition teams on the continent.

We deep dive into Nigeria vs Algeria, Osimhen’s “tantrum” discourse, unpaid bonuses (because of course), and why passion on the pitch isn’t the problem — bad administration is. From emotional Congo moments to AFCON quarterfinal chaos, this is tournament football at its best.

Then it’s back to Premier League madness:

City dropping points but still looking annoying

Arsenal not taking full advantage of City's slip

Chelsea doing Chelsea things (again)

United… just being United

If you like football debates that jump from Moroccan pitch drainage to Osimhen body language, Pep paranoia, and Arsenal composure, this episode is exactly your vibe.

⏱️ Time Stamps (Cleaned & Logical)

00:00 – Intro & New Year chaos with AK

01:53 – AFCON vibes: why this tournament actually feels serious

02:26 – Morocco setting the standard (pitches, broadcast, structure)

05:18 – Nigeria vs Algeria preview & why this is no easy game

06:58 – AFCON quarterfinals: no underdogs anymore

10:47 – Unpaid bonuses & NFF embarrassment, Should it affect the football?

23:02 – AFCON emotion, Congo moment & why we watch football

27:59 – Why Nigeria’s transition football is lethal

32:06 – Which past Super Eagle player would you bring into this team?

41:35 – Nigeria vs Algeria predictions

42:37 – Manchester City vs Brighton: cracks showing?

49:05 – How will Semenyo fare in City?

52:53 – Arsenal analysis: Flat performance & title talk

58:24 – What's up with Lewis Skelly?

1:03:48 – Gyokere's soliloquy

1:04:58 – Chelsea chaos, red cards & new-manager hope

1:18:57 – United talk: vibes, expectations & reality check

1:23:09 – Final thoughts & wrap-up

What happens when AFCON comes right after Nigeria bottle World Cup qualification?

Tide loses patience. Completely.

This special Five Aside episode turns into a full-blown football therapy session as Tide questions whether AFCON even deserves respect, compares it to going back to primary school after getting cooked in secondary school, and fires shots at everyone from Manchester United’s board to Dalot’s first cross.

We debate whether Ruben Amorim was doomed from day one, why United fans don’t actually want progress, and how “trust the process” only exists until the table starts looking ugly. Then—just when AFCON is declared “silly”—Nigeria start cooking, Osimhen starts shouting, and suddenly football is serious business again.

From Gen Z managers, media nonsense, United nostalgia, to Super Eagles revival ball, this episode is loud, opinionated, funny, and painfully honest.

If you like your football conversations unfiltered, slightly unhinged, and very African, this one’s for you.

⏱️ Time Stamps

00:00 – Intro: “Tide came to rant”

03:10 – AFCON called “a silly tournament” after World Cup failure

07:40 – School analogy: getting cooked, then feeling like Neymar in friendlies

12:30 – United firing talk: do fans actually want progress?

18:20 – Arsenal fan accusations & Ten Hag PTSD

26:10 – Amorim: system merchant or misunderstood?

34:45 – Dalot slander reaches dangerous levels

41:30 – Why United aren’t a “trust the process” club

49:10 – Gen Z managers, media fatigue & interview meltdowns

56:40 – Who should manage United next? (Southgate debate gets spicy)

1:05:20 – AFCON quality quietly improving

1:12:00 – Nigeria’s attacking revival, Osimhen’s edge & final AFCON thoughts

1:13:04 – Outro & wrap-up

In this episode of Five Aside, Dalu and Nnamdi break down a packed football weekend across the Premier League and AFCON, starting the year with honest takes, debates, and a few uncomfortable truths.

The conversation opens with Manchester United’s draw against Leeds and quickly turns into a deeper discussion about what progress really looks like for United — are they stabilising, or slowly accepting mid-table standards? From there, the focus shifts to Amorim’s sack, with a raw debate on whether his dismissal was about performances, public outbursts, or a deeper issue with club leadership and toxic environments.

Arsenal’s win over Bournemouth is analysed through the lens of mentality rather than scorelines, highlighting how calm game control, Declan Rice’s influence, and Ødegaard’s resurgence point to a more mature title-ready side. Liverpool’s draw is then dissected, raising questions about recruitment balance, defensive depth, and whether attacking firepower masked structural issues.

Attention turns to Manchester City’s ability to grind results without looking dominant, before the episode shifts fully into AFCON mode. Nigeria’s emphatic performance against Mozambique is praised as the best display of the tournament so far, with standout performances across midfield and attack reinforcing why the Super Eagles should be considered serious contenders.

The episode closes with a wider reflection on football culture — blame, leadership, federations, and why administrators often escape scrutiny when teams win but face heat only when results go south.

⏱️ Timestamps

00:00 – Intro & New Year energy

03:20 – Man United vs Leeds: draw, progress or acceptance?

08:40 – Amorim’s sack: did he want out?

17:30 – United’s boardroom issues & repeating cycles

26:10 – Arsenal vs Bournemouth: control, calm & mentality

32:40 – Declan Rice, Ødegaard & Arsenal’s evolution

38:50 – Liverpool’s draw & recruitment questions

45:10 – Manchester City: grinding without dominance

49:30 – AFCON: Nigeria vs Mozambique breakdown

55:40 – Super Eagles statement performance

1:03:20 – Egypt, Senegal & AFCON context

1:10:00 – Leadership, blame culture & final thoughts

The lads are back for a wild New Year episode packed with Dirty December stories, a Premier League table that looks completely fake, Sunderland refusing to be bullied by City, Arsenal debates, striker discourse gone left, and Chelsea spiralling into yet another identity crisis. From karaoke confessions to Haaland getting pocketed, this one goes everywhere — fast.

Timestamps

0:00 Intro & Dirty December vibes

6:45 Sunderland vs Man City: desire over talent

13:30 Why Haaland struggles vs certain teams

18:50 Rodri returns and City look scary again

24:10 Dirty December exposing fake form

28:40 Arsenal vs Villa and title momentum

34:30 Gyökeres debate: striker or winger?

41:20 The FAKE Premier League table rant

47:10 Chelsea and Maresca fallout begins

52:30 Has Chelsea lost its identity?

58:20 City vs Chelsea preview

1:04:30 Final thoughts and predictions

Chelsea wasted absolutely no time ringing in 2026 — because nothing says Happy New Year like managerial chaos. In this emergency Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK episode, we break down the shock departure of Enzo Maresca, debate whether Chelsea pulled the plug too early (again), and ask the same uncomfortable question Blues fans keep asking every season: is it the manager… or is it the board?

We dive into Maresca’s public frustration with Chelsea’s medical team, the lack of backing from the hierarchy, and whether his comments were warning signs or just cracks finally showing. One side argues Maresca was set up to fail with an imbalanced squad and zero protection from above — the other says the football, the rotations, and the lack of attacking evolution simply weren’t good enough.

From lost points in winning positions to Chelsea’s December collapse, from inverted full-backs to Palmer carrying the attack on his back, we unpack the numbers, the eye test, and the emotions behind yet another Stamford Bridge reset. We also debate whether Chelsea are actually missing much without Maresca, who really holds the power at the club, and why the next appointment already feels like a band-aid.

Chaos, laughs, heated disagreements, wild Klopp shouts, Fabregas links, and that familiar Chelsea feeling of déjà vu — it’s all here.

⏱️ Timestamps (1:17:00 episode)

00:00 – New Year, New Chaos

First pod of 2026… and Chelsea immediately provide content.

03:10 – Chelsea & Maresca New Year Shocker Explained

Initial reactions to the news and why only Chelsea could do this.

07:45 – Board vs Manager: Who’s Really at Fault?

Why this isn’t a one-way blame game.

13:30 – The Medical Team Fallout

What Maresca really meant with those comments and why it mattered.

19:40 – “Was He Even Being Backed?”

Squad support, protection from the board, and public silence.

26:10 – The Football Problem

Inverted full-backs, stale attacking patterns, and no Plan B.

33:25 – The Numbers Don’t Lie

Lost points, December collapse, home form, and league position reality.

40:15 – Is Maresca Actually a Long-Term Coach?

Tactician vs elite manager debate.

46:50 – Squad Depth, Rotations & Youth Mismanagement

Why Chelsea’s bench isn’t saving anyone.

54:10 – Who’s Really Running Chelsea?

Directors, spending, and philosophical confusion.

59:45 – Next Manager Talk

Fabregas? Klopp? PR moves vs football sense.

1:07:30 – Can Chelsea Even Compete Short-Term?

City preview, expectations reset, and harsh truths.

1:14:30 – Final Verdicts

Was this inevitable? And are Chelsea actually moving forward?

This Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK episode starts where the heat is highest — AFCON.

We open with Nigeria’s Super Eagles, focusing on Victor Osimhen’s leadership, maturity, and how this side looks less like a vibes team and more like a serious tournament unit. This wasn’t chaos-ball — this was structure, intent, and authority.

From Africa to England, the tone flips.

Chelsea’s inconsistency comes next. The talent is undeniable, but elite football doesn’t wait for projects. The kids can play — the question is whether they can control games when momentum shifts. Cold Palmer isn’t about the weather… it’s about timing.

Then we move to Arsenal’s dominant win over Aston Villa. This wasn’t just three points — it was control, clarity, and composure. Arteta’s side looked like a team that understands the moment, while Unai Emery’s emotional press conference hinted at how close belief can come to breaking under pressure.

Things spiral at Old Trafford. Manchester United’s disappointing loss to Wolves continues a worrying slump — familiar problems, little authority, and growing questions about direction and identity.

We close the episode with celebration, unveiling the Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK Awards, naming our Best Player of 2025 and revealing the Best XI of the year — a mix of dominance, consistency, and silverware.

From AFCON fire to Premier League fragility, this episode asks one simple question:

Who’s ready for the moment — and who’s still learning in public?

⏱️ UPDATED TIMESTAMPS (1:17:00 TOTAL)

00:00 – Intro & opening banter

02:45 – Nigeria v Uganda and AFCON overview

31:25 – Chelsea’s inconsistency & “Cold Palmer”

44:23 – Arsenal dominate Aston Villa and Unai Emery’s tears

58:25 – Man United’s slump vs Wolves

1:02:58 – Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK Best Player of 2025

1:05:23 – Best XI of 2025

1:17:08 – Closing thoughts & sign-off

December football does not forgive — and this episode proves it.

On this week’s Five Aside, Dalu breaks down a chaotic Premier League weekend where Manchester City reminded everyone they’re inevitable, Arsenal fans were forced into another 90 minutes of stress, and Gyökeres somehow went missing again (someone please book that therapy session).

We dive deep into United’s win over Newcastle, questioning Amorim’s substitutions and asking whether United might actually function better without Bruno. Then it’s over to City vs Forest, where hope briefly existed… before Cherki casually erased it with pure sauce. City look complete, scary, and very much uninterested in Arsenal’s title dreams.

Arsenal’s win gets dissected with honesty — Odegaard criticism is put to bed, Declan Rice is officially a cheat code, and the real concern is laid bare: why can’t Arsenal kill games off? Meanwhile, Chelsea vs Villa turns into a masterclass in why game management matters, as Emery flips the script and Maresca watches momentum disappear.

Liverpool without Salah? Surprisingly smooth… until Wolves remembered how to attack. Soft underbellies, AFCON absences, and title pressure all come into play.

Then AFCON takes over. Nigeria put on their best performance in years, Osimhen does Osimhen things, Lookman finds his confidence, and AFCON once again reminds Europe that African football is very much alive — commentary quirks and all.

From title percentages to injury rants, flair-player appreciation to Christmas stress — this episode is football therapy in its rawest form.

⏱️ TIMESTAMPS (CLEAN & REALISTIC)

00:00 – Intro: No breaks, just vibes (PL + AFCON chaos)

02:45 – Man United vs Newcastle: Amorim’s subs & life without Bruno

11:40 – Should United cash in on Bruno? Team chemistry debate

16:20 – Man City vs Forest: Hope, crushed (Cherki + City inevitability)

25:30 – Why City’s defence isn’t actually bad anymore

29:50 – Arsenal win breakdown: Odegaard discourse, Rice supremacy

41:10 – Gyökeres rant 😭 (confidence, finishing & fan patience)

50:00 – Chelsea vs Villa: Emery flips the game, Maresca doesn’t

58:30 – Liverpool without Salah: good, then shaky

1:05:00 – AFCON talk: Nigeria vs Tunisia, Osimhen & Lookman cooking

1:15:20 – AFCON commentary, African football growth & vibes

1:22:30 – Title odds, upcoming fixtures & final thoughts