Nigeria vs Algeria, Chelsea Hired a Youth Pastor & United Texted Their Ex

AFCON is officially loading properly — and for once, nobody is mad about it.

In this episode, Five Aside link up again with Soccer Takes with AK to break down a surprisingly high-quality AFCON, why Morocco might be setting the gold standard for African football, and how Nigeria are quietly turning into one of the most dangerous transition teams on the continent.

We deep dive into Nigeria vs Algeria, Osimhen’s “tantrum” discourse, unpaid bonuses (because of course), and why passion on the pitch isn’t the problem — bad administration is. From emotional Congo moments to AFCON quarterfinal chaos, this is tournament football at its best.

Then it’s back to Premier League madness:

City dropping points but still looking annoying

Arsenal not taking full advantage of City's slip

Chelsea doing Chelsea things (again)

United… just being United

If you like football debates that jump from Moroccan pitch drainage to Osimhen body language, Pep paranoia, and Arsenal composure, this episode is exactly your vibe.

⏱️ Time Stamps (Cleaned & Logical)

00:00 – Intro & New Year chaos with AK

01:53 – AFCON vibes: why this tournament actually feels serious

02:26 – Morocco setting the standard (pitches, broadcast, structure)

05:18 – Nigeria vs Algeria preview & why this is no easy game

06:58 – AFCON quarterfinals: no underdogs anymore

10:47 – Unpaid bonuses & NFF embarrassment, Should it affect the football?

23:02 – AFCON emotion, Congo moment & why we watch football

27:59 – Why Nigeria’s transition football is lethal

32:06 – Which past Super Eagle player would you bring into this team?

41:35 – Nigeria vs Algeria predictions

42:37 – Manchester City vs Brighton: cracks showing?

49:05 – How will Semenyo fare in City?

52:53 – Arsenal analysis: Flat performance & title talk

58:24 – What's up with Lewis Skelly?

1:03:48 – Gyokere's soliloquy

1:04:58 – Chelsea chaos, red cards & new-manager hope

1:18:57 – United talk: vibes, expectations & reality check

1:23:09 – Final thoughts & wrap-up