Omg, a dozen red flags just for me? I love them!  Ugh, ladies, come on. We know what they look like, what they smell like, what they feel like, yet we continue to bull charge full speed ahead and expect not to get stabbed in the heart. *blows whistle* Stop your nonsense.

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What is classy if you’re rich but trashy if you’re poor? Think David Beckham’s tattoos. You want to lick them, we know.  Now think of the same tattoos on some backwoods, The-Hills-Have-Eyes-looking creature with meth teeth.  We’re not saying it’s right, we’re just saying it’s true. 

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Scenario: A white suburban dad starts boinking his feisty Latina secretary.  Brutal truth: Latinas have a certain something that white girls don’t.  Latinas walk sexy.  They talk sexy.  They drive sexy.  They eat lunch sexy.  Why are white people so… and how do we say this nicely… so WHITE?  Turns out Latina mothers teach their daughters all the things that haunt white women in their dreams.  And they should be afraid.  Very afraid.  Escuela, anyone?

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When we see a man with fully tatted sleeves and a face tattoo, our panties drop.  When we see a woman with a dime-sized heart tattoo on her ankle, we judge.  We can’t explain why we feel this way, but welcome to another episode of our unsolicited opinion.

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Sleeping with your boss is not the way to get to the top.  Trust us on this one.  However, it’s 2022 and women are still at risk of losing their jobs if we decline the advances of a male superior co-worker.  Why does this continue to be a very real thing and what can we do about it?  Ladies, we need to come together and be the change on this one. 

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Ask any New Yorker how we afford to live in this city and we all shake our heads.  $8 coffee, normal.  $5K a month for an 800 square foot living space with no direct sunlight, normal.  Walking like we’re being chased by an ax murderer, normal.  But OMG we love this city so much!  Sorry, not sorry, New York is just better than…. well…. everywhere.   The inaugural episode of our new series “The $20 Bagel” where we talk about the everyday New York norms that are not normal at all.

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Everyone’s been ghosted.  Every. One. Of. Us.   For all different reasons by all different people.  Boyfriends, friends, other moms at school.  We’re not proud of it, but we’ve ghosted people ourselves.  Or as Izzy likes to call it, the slow fade.  But when and why did this become the norm?  It is so easy to say hey, I didn’t feel a romantic spark so thank you but no thank you.  Or to say I really don’t have much free time right now, so I’ll just see you and school drop off and pick up.  In the age of instant communication, why can’t we seem to communicate the simplest of things?

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Thrillers. Dramas. Dark Fantasy.  Nope, not movie genres.  Yep, things we crave in a relationship.  Por que?!!  Why do we do this to ourselves?  Because it makes us feel alive.  Facepalm.  Enough said, just listen to the episode.

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