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Every Brunette Needs a Blond

Every Brunette Needs a Blond

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Izzy & Jane live unapologetically unconventional lives and aren’t afraid to talk about it! Follow Izzy’s global adventures of raising twin boys and navigating NYC private school mom life. See what it’s really like to marry your sugar daddy and to actually be a real housewife of New York. All make, no fake... except for maybe the threads and fillers. Laugh with, or at, Jane as she tries to just keep it together. She’s single, sarcastic, and spectacular. This is what fabulous looks like, folks. Full time job: check. Social life: check. Money in the bank: someone please send her a check. And did we mention she has a dog?Copyright 2022 All rights reserved. Arte Ciencias Sociales Diseño y Artes Decorativas
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  • Ep 21: Red Flags
    Jul 28 2022

    Omg, a dozen red flags just for me? I love them!  Ugh, ladies, come on. We know what they look like, what they smell like, what they feel like, yet we continue to bull charge full speed ahead and expect not to get stabbed in the heart. *blows whistle* Stop your nonsense.

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    8 m
  • Ep 20: Jiggle Jiggle
    Jul 21 2022

    What is classy if you’re rich but trashy if you’re poor? Think David Beckham’s tattoos. You want to lick them, we know.  Now think of the same tattoos on some backwoods, The-Hills-Have-Eyes-looking creature with meth teeth.  We’re not saying it’s right, we’re just saying it’s true. 

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    6 m
  • Ep 19: A Latina Stole My Dad
    Jul 14 2022

    Scenario: A white suburban dad starts boinking his feisty Latina secretary.  Brutal truth: Latinas have a certain something that white girls don’t.  Latinas walk sexy.  They talk sexy.  They drive sexy.  They eat lunch sexy.  Why are white people so… and how do we say this nicely… so WHITE?  Turns out Latina mothers teach their daughters all the things that haunt white women in their dreams.  And they should be afraid.  Very afraid.  Escuela, anyone?

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    10 m
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These girls are spot on! They say all the things people think and whisper. And their advice? Spot on!

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