'Sixty seconds? It takes almost 60 seconds to say your name!' 'Oh, how very droll!'

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Meanwhile, at the headquarters of ‘We Get the Truth Inc’:

‘Chief, the algorithms are inconclusive. The lie detectors are baffled. We simply cannot be sure he’s telling the truth.’

A deathly silence fell across the room.

The Chief rose slowly. Steely-eyed. Stone-faced. Immovable.

In a low, determined voice, he said, ‘Send in the Gregorios Twins — Gregory and Gregoria.’

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‘She has such a euphonious voice.’ ‘What? Nonsense — she has magical dulcet tones.’ ‘Blimey, next you’ll be telling me she has a sonorous voice.’ ‘You’re all wrong. Her voice is like honey to the ear — smooth, sweet and impossible to resist. In a word: mellifluous!’ __ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.