Bari Weiss is now the editor-in-chief of CBS News. Bridget is probably gonna join ICE so she can go to the Super Bowl, and Pete Hegseth fat-shames a room full of generals.

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The government is shut down and President Trump’s reaction is to meme about it yet somehow Democrats are still losing the argument because the left can’t meme. Harvard hires drag queen LaWhore Vagistan as a visiting professor and Kim Jong Un wants to throw ladies in prison camps for getting fake t*ts.

0:00 - Introduction
1:39 - The Left Can't Meme
13:17 - Füm
14:45 - Weather
15:24 - Dumpster Diving
20:35 - Quest
21:43 - Dumpster Diving Continued
24:10 - Phetasy News
25:36 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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The NHS says you should marry your first cousin, JK Rowling has had enough of the Harry Potter kids’ bullshit, but don’t worry because AI is replacing all the actors anyway.

0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
3:24 - What Is Happening?
9:03 - BON CHARGE
10:22 - Weather
11:07 - WOMEN!
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20:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life
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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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