This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content... to find out what happens when people stop being real and start being politicians. THE SURREAL WORLD! DC!

0:00 - Introduction
2:39 - Wild Alaskan Company
4:04 - The Surreal World D.C Part 1
9:18 - Qualia
10:53 - Weather
11:32 - The Surreal World D.C. Part 2
21:17 - Phetasy News
21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar, Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the internet to save humanity, and a woman thought her smart fridge was sending her messages. Uncle Ted was right. Technology is driving us all mad.

0:00 - Introduction
1:48 - Quest
3:13 - Siri, Please Take My Life
12:37 - The Perfect Jean
13:49 - Weather
14:26 - It's The Economy, Stupid
23:15 - Phetasy News
24:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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All the weird AI gifts you can get your loved ones for the holidays that you can use to turn their lives into a top-rated Black Mirror episode.

0:00 - Introduction
1:43 - BRUNT
3:20 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 1
14:20 - Sheath
15:40 - Weather
16:11 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 2
23:36 - Phetasy News
24:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch

Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva