Episodios

  • Session 79: Naked Ghosts & Stolen Flamingos

    Session 79: Naked Ghosts & Stolen Flamingos
    Mar 19 2026
    We’re back… did you miss us? Because a lot has happened.

    World War III has broken out, Soph’s falling in love, and Jenna’s getting bullied by anonymous haters. You know who you are, and we hope all of your toenails fall off.


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    49 m
  • Session 78: iSpy a Cheater

    Session 78: iSpy a Cheater
    Sep 11 2025
    This week, Jenna faces two life lessons: friendship is a scam and so is healthcare. Soph, on the other hand, unpacks her history with a gay stripper ex and loses a battle of wits to an iSpy book written for seven-year-olds.
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    52 m
  • Session 77: PSA to TSA

    Session 77: PSA to TSA
    Aug 28 2025
    If you had “Jenna taking vocal lessons” and “Sophia getting a boyfriend” on your 2025 bingo card… congrats, you’re a psychic. Jenna’s one lesson away from being the next Sabrina Carpenter, and Sophia is one hard launch away from becoming insufferable. And if you thought you were getting up to pee mid-flight, think again because Jenna says “hold it.”
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    50 m
  • Session 76: Dead Dog for Sale

    Session 76: Dead Dog for Sale
    Aug 14 2025
    If you came here for a "how to" on making a fake Instagram profile, you're in the wrong place. Or... are you? 👀 In Session 76, Jenna questions what sunscreen actually is and why Oura rings exist, Sophia stumbles across a dead dog for sale, and the girls go down a rabbit hole of dating apps they wish they'd never found.
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    53 m
  • Session 75: Hi Mom, Please Stop Listening

    Session 75: Hi Mom, Please Stop Listening
    Jul 31 2025
    After a brief break we’re back on the mic and just as unhinged. Soph’s family is apparently listening now (hi, we guess?), and we’re diving headfirst into the important questions: Are zoos evil? Would you rather be a 6’7” or 5’6” short king?

    Also, Soph quit her job. So she’s either thriving or spiraling (TBD).

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    52 m
  • Session 74: Fake Accents & Filibusters

    Session 74: Fake Accents & Filibusters
    Apr 17 2025
    What do a 25-hour speech, Buffalo Exchange, and a British cat have in common? Nothing. And yet, here we are. This week, Jenna investigates a senator's bathroom breaks, and the girls uncover shocking news: cats might have accents.

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    55 m
  • Session 73: Selling Our Bodies For Concert Tickets

    Session 73: Selling Our Bodies For Concert Tickets
    Feb 13 2025
    Times are tough and concerts are expensive. The girls contemplate how they can make a quick buck as long as it doesn't involve giving birth or anything remotely difficult. Jenna finally gets her kitten, Sophia locks down a groomsman, and everyone is on the spectrum. Enjoy!

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    56 m
  • Session 72: Airlifted Home For Christmas

    Session 72: Airlifted Home For Christmas
    Jan 23 2025
    Happy New Year! This year, our resolution is to stay flawless because, honestly, why mess with perfection? In this session, the girls recap their Christmas adventures. Sophia tried to impress her Gen Z nieces and nephews, picking up some questionable new slang along the way. Meanwhile, Jenna took a trip to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and had to be airlifted home.


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    1 h y 1 m