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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

De: Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • 328: Knighted Penguins, Sleep Disorders & IG Ruining Everything | DIYS with Jay Washington

    328: Knighted Penguins, Sleep Disorders & IG Ruining Everything | DIYS with Jay Washington
    Nov 13 2025
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    This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir is joined by comedian, actor, writer, and content creator ⁨@MrJayWashington⁩ this episode… man. It starts wild and somehow gets wilder.

    We cover everything from Instagram ruining society, Pizza Hut nostalgia, knighted penguins, dolphins with boundary issues, a man who sleeps 300 days a year, a nurse who “lightened his workload” the worst way possible, porn logic, relationship hypotheticals, and the most unhinged analogies you’ll hear all week.

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    0:00 – Welcome Back + Immediate Chaos
    0:51 – Freeballing & Bathroom Podcasting
    4:27 – Career Blessings & Christmas Movie
    5:05 – Christmas Porn Joke Derailment
    6:01 – “Stop One Invention?” → Instagram
    8:25 – Food Reviewers & Shucking/Jiving Talk
    9:04 – Terry Crews / Fitness Joke
    10:33 – Black vs White Porn Titles
    10:56 – MAS*H “Spear Chucker Jones” Discovery
    12:04 – FACTOR Ad Read
    15:20 – Bruce/Caitlyn Transition Joke
    16:34 – Instagram’s Evolution to Insanity
    18:23 – Twerking Distractions & Discipline
    19:27 – Twitter Porn Algorithms
    20:35 – Pizza Hut Nostalgia
    23:13 – Beaded Curtain Video Store Era
    24:05 – Porn Names & Credit Roll Joke
    25:26 – Storyline Porn Rant
    25:47 – POV Porn… with a Condom
    26:16 – “Realistic Porn” Requirements
    28:29 – Meta Glasses VR Porn Debate
    30:23 – Knighted Penguin Story
    31:52 – Brigadier Penguin Explained
    32:22 – Dolphins Are Menaces
    33:13 – Dolphin Brain Visual
    34:01 – Woman in Love with Dolphin Story
    35:21 – Woman Who Married a Ferris Wheel
    36:29 – IN THE CLOUD Ad Read
    39:57 – God Talking at 3AM
    40:57 – Negotiating With Noah for Ark Admission
    42:22 – Hollywood: Talent vs Value
    43:43 – Sugar Baby Logic
    45:09 – Sugar Mama Age Limit (83)
    46:13 – Slavery Draft Pick Bit
    47:18 – German Nurse Who Killed 10 Patients
    50:10 – “Lightening the Workload” Breakdown
    51:12 – Nursing Home Bed Turnover Reality
    53:22 – Uncle Remus vs Harold’s (Chicago Debate)
    54:08 – GLD Ad Read
    58:42 – Jesus, Mary, Joseph & Theories
    1:00:02 – Did Joseph Smash? + Jesus’ Brother James
    1:01:18 – Superhead vs Mary Magdalene
    1:03:09 – Trailer Park Fight League
    1:04:13 – Man Who Sleeps 300 Days a Year
    1:05:35 – Could You Care for Someone Like That?
    1:06:19 – Partner With No Limbs Hypothetical
    1:07:09 – Airline Carry-On Problem
    1:08:18 – Box, Packing Peanuts, iPad Playlist
    1:09:36 – Playlist for Limbless Bae
    1:10:29 – CASH APP Ad Read
    1:11:45 – AI Version of Tahir
    1:12:20 – Losing Voice & Voice Filters
    1:13:14 – Bigfoot Joke + Kids Don’t Watch Dad
    1:14:15 – Reverse Cowgirl… Solo Edition
    1:15:19 – Dry Jacking vs Lotion Debate
    1:16:11 – Jacking Off Using Imagination?!
    1:17:05 – Porn Volume vs Neighbors
    1:18:32 – Interracial Line Joke
    1:18:52 – Hippie’s Editing Hell
    1:19:17 – Jay’s Outro + Links
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  • 327: Baseball Makes NO Sense + $5.7 MILLION Dog?! on DIYS w/Malcolm Barrett and Dion Lack

    327: Baseball Makes NO Sense + $5.7 MILLION Dog?! on DIYS w/Malcolm Barrett and Dion Lack
    Nov 6 2025
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    In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore, Malcolm Barrett, and Dion Lack cover the funniest, weirdest, and most “did-that-really-happen?!” stories on the internet.

    🗞️ Topics include:
    A drunk man who helped search for himself 🤦🏾‍♂️
    A $5.7 MILLION dog that’s part wolf 🐺
    Baseball rules that make zero sense ⚾
    Hollywood’s forgotten scandals 😬
    And how “6-7” became Word of the Year thanks to Gen Alpha 💬

    👥 Guests: Malcolm Barrett & Dion Lack
    🎙️ Hosted by: Tahir Moore
    📺 Pat’s in Japan — living his best anime life!

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    0:00 – Cold Open: “What Song is This? Doo Doo 6-7!”
    1:30 – Welcome Back! Pat’s in Japan & Guest Hosts Introduced
    4:00 – Baseball Makes No Sense?!
    10:30 – Halloween Recap & Craziest Role-Play Stories
    15:30 – “If Your Elbows Bent the Other Way…” Hypothetical Chaos
    18:00 – Knowing All Secrets vs Always Being Believed
    21:10 – 🧾 Ad Break – Kickoff (Credit-Building App)
    24:15 – “6-7” Becomes Word of the Year?! Gen Alpha’s Meme Power
    30:00 – Missing Drunk Man Joins His Own Search Party
    32:40 – Morning DUI Training Lab: People Getting Paid to Get Drunk
    38:05 – 💊 Ad Break – Bluetooth (Confidence in the Bedroom)
    41:00 – $5.7 Million Dog?! World’s Most Expensive Pet
    45:10 – Tim Allen’s Wild Past & Hollywood’s Double Standards
    54:00 – Inappropriate 80s Movie Scenes We Somehow Missed
    54:30 – 🧠 Ad Break – BetterHelp (Therapy & Mental Health)
    58:30 – Will Ferrell, Saturday Night Live & Comedy Gold
    1:00:30 – Final Story + 💰 Ad Break – PrizePicks (Sports Picks)
    1:02:40 – 2025 Word of the Year: “6-7” Explained
    1:08:00 – Closing Credits, Upcoming Shows, and Shoutouts

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  • 326: Halloween Cosplay Gone Hilariously Right | DIYS Halloween Madness with Persephanii

    326: Halloween Cosplay Gone Hilariously Right | DIYS Halloween Madness with Persephanii
    Oct 31 2025
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    🎃 HALLOWEEN FREAKY FRIDAY EPISODE!
    What happens when Tahir Moore becomes Patrick Cloud and Patrick Cloud becomes Tahir Moore?
    Freckles, wigs, and 7-Eleven jokes fly as the DIYS crew celebrates Halloween with the most chaotic costume swap ever — joined by Storm aka Sevanne!

    🔥 Stay for the spooky stories: Rougarou of Louisiana 🐺, Clown Motel 🤡, and the Arkansas town that forgot English 😱
    Plus, deep dives into aliens, pyramids, and Beyoncé as a future deity (yeah, it goes there).

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    💬 Comment below your favorite costume or theory from this episode
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    Hosts: @tahirmoore @PatrickCloudChannel
    Guest: @Persephanii
    Producer @HippieGoals

    00:00 – The Reveal: Tahir & Pat See Each Other’s Costumes 👀
    02:00 – Makeup & Wig Chaos (Hippie’s Masterpiece!)
    04:00 – Special Guest: Storm aka Persephanii Arrives ⚡️
    06:30 – The Freestyle Intro Rap Battle 🎤
    08:30 – Costume Breakdown + Why They Nailed It
    10:30 – Freckles, Filters & Earthy Energy Talk ☯️
    13:00 – How Your Fanbase Reflects YOU (Deep Talk)
    16:00 – Merch Game Secrets from Touring Comics 💸
    23:00 – Selling at Theaters vs Clubs Explained 🎭
    30:00 – Pat’s Acting Struggles as “Tahir” 😂
    33:00 – Creepy Story Time: Louisiana Rougarou 🐺
    40:00 – The Clown Motel in Nevada 🤡
    46:00 – The Town That Forgot English 🗣️
    50:00 – The “Limitless” Pill Debate 💊
    53:00 – Alien Theories & Are We the Real Aliens? 👽
    57:00 – Graffiti, Pyramids & Beyoncé as a Goddess? 🏺
    01:01:00 – Interpretation & Lost Messages 🧠
    01:02:00 – Persephanii’s New Show “Fit-ish Adventures” 💪
    01:02:40 – What’s Next for Pat & Tahir (Cloud Quest, We Trippin’, Planet Sandwich)(Aging Out, Churchy, The Hospital) 🌎
    01:04:00 – Halloween Wrap-Up & Final Laughs 🎃

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    1 h y 5 m
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