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We start with a painful dental situation and a comedy set gone wrong… then somehow end up discussing a woman who increased her delivery tips using feet pics 😳

In between that, things get wild:

A nurse commits one of the craziest assaults we’ve ever heard
A hidden shotgun bed that makes zero sense
A real college offering a BBQ degree
And scientists eating 50,000-year-old meat 🤢

Just a fun conversation with a lot of laughs.

00:00 – Tooth Pain, 7-Eleven Mistake & Comedy Bomb Story
02:49 – Bombing at the Comedy Store Breakdown
05:20 – Dental Emergency & Cost of Treatment
09:45 – Podcast Intro + Cost of Living Discussion
13:39 – Financial Stress & Industry Reality
14:05 – BetterHelp Ad (Mental Health & Stress)
16:21 – Life Feels Weird Right Now (Discussion)
17:04 – Cruise Ship Comedy & Opportunities
21:13 – Icebreaker: Kid Throws Up in Store
23:02 – Being Recognized (But Not Really 😂)
27:00 – Would You Embarrass Yourself for $500?
27:42 – $1M Button That Kills Someone Debate
31:30 – Factor Meals Ad (Food & Convenience)
34:38 – Nurse Smears Dirty Diaper on Coworker 😳
37:20 – Healthcare Worker Burnout Discussion
42:48 – Hidden Shotgun Bed (Bad Idea 😂)
46:57 – Cash App Ad (Paying Friends Easily)
50:07 – BBQ College Degree in China?!
57:28 – Mint Mobile Ad (Cheap Phone Plans)
01:00:40 – Eating 50,000-Year-Old Meat Story 🤢
01:09:28 – Feet Pics Increase Delivery Tips?!
01:12:27 – Foot Fetish Discussion Gets Personal 😭
01:14:03 – Outro + Upcoming Shows

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@YouKnowMaaacus joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics.

This episode includes:

the surprising truth about funeral strippers
petty things people secretly judge others for
controversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more)
a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lost
the most dangerous jobs in the world
social media negativity and online behavior
gambling risks and real-life consequences
traveling and how it changes your mindset

Marcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values.

Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdc

A fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics.

Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! featuring conversations, internet stories, and plenty of laughs.

00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation
00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal
00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion
00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again?
00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate
00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality
00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories
00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction
00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City”
00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing
00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence
00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad
00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit
00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion
00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs)
00:32:31 BlueChew Ad
00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story
00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions
00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses
00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent
00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks
00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion
00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality
00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation
00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk
00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad
01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective
01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset
01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion
01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs
01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed
01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained
01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + Outro

Comment below:
Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?

stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations.

This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real.

Topics include:

• a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller
• ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders
• Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really)
• real podcast scams targeting creators
• Facebook and marketplace scam stories
• near-death choking moments
• weird human habits and social behavior
• last words before execution and last meal debates

Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout.

A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories.

Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly episodes featuring weird internet stories, conversations, and plenty of laughs.

Drop a comment:
Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties?

00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start
00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction
00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout
00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality
00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins
00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late
00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public
00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends?
00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup
00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction
00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments
00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion
00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft
00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story
00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained
00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important)
00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience
00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown
00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties
00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion
00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years
00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments
00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained
00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution
00:58:38 Last Meal Debate
01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion
01:03:06 Outro