The three mustaches stock up on garlic and holy water to hunt down a Midwest vampire. When Sydney Loofe met a young woman named Audrey on Tinder, she thought she had hit the jackpot. Audrey was fun, attractive, and always had some really good weed. But, unbeknownst to Sidney, her new love interest was hiding a dark secret that involved black magic, ritualistic sacrifices, and the occult. Keep a wooden stake close at hand because there's a vampire loose in Nebraska.

The three mustaches grab their hair gel and touch up their spray tans to cover a controversial case from New Jersey. In the Spring of 2004, suitcases began washing up on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay. Inside were the dismembered remains of a Jersey native named Bill McGuire. As investigators began unraveling the mystery surrounding the case, they discovered a toxic relationship filled with gambling, infidelity, and lies. But, was it Bill's scorned wife that committed the murder, or was it an old-fashioned mob hit? Whatever you do, don't ask Ryan about it. Apparently talking about New Jersey really sets him off...

The three mustaches hop in their time machine and travel back to 1989 to tell the story of Patricia Stallings. When Patricia and her husband David rushed their three-month-old son Ryan to the emergency room, doctors were at a loss. The infant's symptoms seemed to caused by ethylene glycol poisoning. But, his loving parents wouldn't slip anti-freeze into his bottle... would they? For a mystery like this, we're going to need a little help from the Godfather of True Crime, Robert Stack.