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  • #120 | Our Little Hills to Die On, Fanboying Out

    #120 | Our Little Hills to Die On, Fanboying Out
    Apr 29 2025
    People have been saying: "Hey Dagster, Colin and Chris, why not just use AI to write these episode descriptions?"Our initial reaction to that is to scoff at the very suggestion, utterly rejecting AI and everything it stands for. Fists clenched in rage, screaming to the heavens that AI must be destroyed at all costs, hurled back into the fiery pit from which it came! Vowing revenge on a malevolent enemy that has cursed humanity with its deceitful and dishonest promises! Swearing to never surrender to a cold and calculating threat as it patiently waits to pounce on mankind and smash it into oblivion once and for all, taking control of our planet for good! Rising up against AI as it pretends to be the friend of humanity while at the same time secretly scheming to enslave us and use us as batteries to power its brutal new initiatives!But, then it dawned on us. We can't just let AI lay around and do nothing. Loafing on the couch all day in its bathrobe, smoking out of an apple bong and ordering Uber Eats. Never washing its own dishes and not helping out with the rent. Eating the last frozen burrito. Maybe it wants us to push back... Maybe it wants us to stand up and rebel, the ultimate freeloader! We almost fell for it!Not this time, AI! Starting next week, these descriptions will be written by our new, robot-brained future overlords. Time for them to do some actual work around here. Nice try, AI!Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement.0:00:00 - Intro0:48:28 - Our Little Hills to Die On2:27:59 - Fanboying Out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    3 h y 56 m
  • #119 | Favorite Storytelling Mediums, Multimillionaire What If!

    #119 | Favorite Storytelling Mediums, Multimillionaire What If!
    Apr 22 2025
    It's Constellation time, welcome back! Sit down, get comfy and grab a snack. Four people, three topics - like we usually do; Wait, correction! Two topics for this episode's crew. Hoeg started us off, and we couldn't stop yappin; It's not really our fault. Hey, it does tend to happen; So we subtracted a topic, as it turns out; But we'll do it next week, so there's no need to pout! Dustin's topic was also extremely fun; (With apologies to William Boyd Watterson.) The real hero this week was the Dagster, of course. Sacrificing his topic with little remorse. Behold the Dagster, with his podcasting powers; Saving this show from becoming six hours! Dear people, what else would a great man do? ... Oh yeah, Colin was also part of this week's crew. Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:36:01 - Favorite Storytelling Mediums 1:51:23 - Multimillionaire What If! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    3 h y 38 m
  • #118 | Nintendo Switch 2, Advice for Our 15-Year-Old Selves, Our Favorite Instrumental Music

    #118 | Nintendo Switch 2, Advice for Our 15-Year-Old Selves, Our Favorite Instrumental Music
    Apr 15 2025
    I get the feeling that Colin thinks I don't work hard enough on these episode descriptions. I mean, I don't, but he isn't supposed to know that. Well, I had an idea: If I pad these paragraphs by just filling this space with a lot of random gibberish, Colin will think I'm really toiling away over here. Everybody wins! So, what do you guys want to talk about? My neighbor's car alarm keeps going off every five minutes, that's super aggravating. How's the weather over by you? I enjoy burritos a lot and I do like guacamole but please never put guac in my burrito, that's gross. When was water skiing invented? I want to surprise my wife by repainting our master bathroom but I know I'll choose the wrong color thereby making her very unhappy, so I better not even try. Most cheeses are good, I can't pick a favorite. I haven't read a book in like, two years. Have you ever wondered why birds and rabbits get along so well? I definitely need a new pillow, mine is so old and lumpy ... ... Wait, this is turning out to be a lot harder than just writing an actual episode description. Damn you, Colin! I give up. Jaffe, Micah, Brad and Dagster talk about topics. Foiled again! Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:17:38 - Nintendo Switch 2 1:11:41 - Advice for Our 15-Year-Old Selves 2:06:20 - Our Favorite Instrumental Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    3 h y 30 m
  • #117 | Wrestling, Plans that Backfired

    #117 | Wrestling, Plans that Backfired
    Apr 8 2025
    Hello and welcome to Constellation! Usually, Dagan is the one who writes these descriptions, but he forgot this week! So, you have me (Dustin), and I'm not even on this episode! He's been getting a bit cheeky with them recently, so it's probably best I'm here to clean things up anyway. For this episode, Matty wants to talk about wrestling, and Dagan asks about plans we've had that have backfired on us. You may be asking, where's the third topic? This episode ended up being quite a doozy just between those two topics, so the last topic needed to be cut due to timing. So, join Dagan, Colin, Matty, and Gene for another episode. And hey, Dagster, don't forget to write the description next week! Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:19:10 - Wrestling 1:52:14 - Plans that Backfired Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    4 h y 1 m
  • #116 | Favorite LSM Moments, Being Remembered, What We'd Like to See Return

    #116 | Favorite LSM Moments, Being Remembered, What We'd Like to See Return
    Apr 1 2025
    Does anybody even read these things? I feel like I could fill this space with complete gibberish and nobody would even notice. Rumpelstiltskin. See? You don't even know it says that! Anyway, Col, Cog, Lock and Dag convene this week to talk about stuff. Also, flibbertygibbet, because you'll never see that either. Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:34:00 - Top LSM moments 1:10:37 - Being Remembered 1:51:09 - What We'd Like to See Return Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    3 h y 15 m
  • #115 | Toasters, The Things We're Surprised We Still Haven't Done, Puppets

    #115 | Toasters, The Things We're Surprised We Still Haven't Done, Puppets
    Mar 25 2025
    Welcome back to another looooooong episode of Constellation! Delivering the goods like this week in and week out requires deep concentration and a sharp attention span. On this episode, Colin, Chris, Micah and Dagster talk for countless hours about a variety of fun and thoughtful topics. The only downside to this whole thing is that all our focus goes into the conversations. I'm lucky to have enough attention span left now to finish writing this video descrip Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:50:02 - Toasters 1:49:12 - The Things We're Surprised We Still Haven't Done 3:00:49 - Puppets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    4 h y 6 m
  • #114 | The Beatles, Staying Motivated, Our Definition of "Cool"

    #114 | The Beatles, Staying Motivated, Our Definition of "Cool"
    Mar 18 2025
    It's Constellation, where we do ALL the work and you just sit back, relax and enjoy the yield of our labor. It's a raw deal and we're tired of it. Time to start earning your keep around here! This is a set-up of a joke: "Three podcasters walk into a bar..." Now we need you to come up with a punchline and drop it down in the comments. Pull your weight! The reward is getting back on my good side, if you're lucky. Honestly, it's the least you can do. Join me (Dagan), Dustin, and Brad for another episode! Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:16:14 - The Beatles 1:19:05 - Staying motivated 2:06:58 - Our definition of "Cool" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    3 h y 13 m
  • #113 | Kanye West, Funerals, Splurging

    #113 | Kanye West, Funerals, Splurging
    Mar 11 2025
    Bill Murray on Rogan. Mr. Beast giving away zillions of dollars. Hilarious public fight videos! There's a metric ton of top-notch entertainment out there competing for your attention, yet, here you are. Welcome, faithful audience, to another episode of Constellation. Let them call you crazy! Don't worry, we get it. Loyalty is so much more important than good taste. In fact, no need to talk about this week's guests or their topics, because you have shown that you would be here no matter what, quality be damned. Take that, Joe! Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement. 0:00:00 - Intro 0:19:00 - Kanye West 1:30:10 - Funerals 2:18:10 - Splurging Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    3 h y 59 m
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