Did God make David take the census, or was it Satan? And if both 2 Samuel 24 and 1 Chronicles 21 are right, does the Bible contradict itself — or does a guy posting memes on Gab not understand primary and secondary causation? Buckle up. In this episode of the Ask A Christian Podcast, host Nate and co-host Chris kick things off with a wrap-up of the 2026 Ligonier National Conference ("Crucial Questions"), featuring some heavy hitters like Michael Reeves, Sinclair Ferguson, HP Charles, and others. Chris also gives a glowing — if occasionally distracted by seatbelts — recommendation for becoming a Ligonier ministry partner. Then, things get spicy. The guys dive headfirst into a collection of blasphemous anti-Christian memes shared on Gab, tackling them one by one: 🔹 2 Samuel 24 vs. 1 Chronicles 21 — Did God or Satan incite David's census? Spoiler: this isn't a contradiction. Primary and secondary causation have existed since Augustine, and no, this meme did not crack the case. 🔹 Catholic nuns vs. the State of New York — Nuns who provide completely free care to dying patients, take no government money, and have served the poor for over a century are facing possible fines and jail time for not affirming gender identity. Chris discusses the legal angle. Nate questions all of civilization. 🔹 The "God doesn't keep his promises" argument — Five alleged broken promises from the Old and New Testament, including the land of Canaan, the Davidic dynasty, prosperity for the righteous, answered prayer, and the imminent return of Christ. All addressed. All answered. Jesus is the fulfillment of the Davidic throne. You're welcome. 🔹 "If God made man in His image, why aren't we all invisible?" — This one is... not the strong argument the atheist thought it was. 🔹 Christianity has been just as violent as Islam — A meme with some very creatively sourced history. The guys discuss the Crusades, Vlad the Impaler (not exactly our pope), and whether medieval asymmetric warfare is really the gotcha the atheist imagined. 🔹 Prayer doesn't work — Or does it? Maybe hospitals and medicine are the multi-millennial answered prayer of billions of saints crying out for healing and the defeat of disease. 🔹 "Religion has caused more misery than any other single idea" — Madeleine Murray O'Hair said that. Communism said hold my beer. The second half of the episode gets into the deep end with listener and co-host questions on Reformed theology, election and reprobation, equal ultimacy vs. double predestination, NT Wright's claim that Adam and Eve were "proto-hominids," whether AI can be trusted for theology (it cannot), and an extended discussion on Molinism, simple foreknowledge, middle knowledge, and — Nate's favorite — why all of this is much easier if you just believe what the Bible says. Also: Chris's goat-skin Bible, human-skin Bibles (not a thing, don't), and why Calvinism may have fewer problems than you think if you're trying to avoid accidentally joining a cult. For more content, visit: https://www.askachristianpodcast.com TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Intro 01:02 - Ligonier Conference wrap-up (Chris's recap) 06:17 - Ligonier ministry partnership recommendation 13:28 - Memes intro & blasphemous trash overview 18:16 - Catholic nuns vs. New York transgender law 25:25 - 2 Samuel vs. 1 Chronicles: Did God or Satan incite David's census? 30:56 - "God doesn't keep His promises" — answering 5 claims 41:07 - "Made in God's image, why aren't we invisible?" meme 43:14 - Christianity as violent as Islam? Crusades & Vlad the Impaler 49:12 - Madeleine Murray O'Hair: Religion causes misery (Communism enters the chat) 53:08 - Extended Q&A begins with listeners 1:05:48 - NT Wright: Were Adam & Eve proto-hominids? (And NT Wright's apostasy) 1:12:23 - Why did God create people He knew would be lost? (Election & reprobation) 1:19:48 - Simple foreknowledge vs. Molinism vs. Calvinism explained 1:28:33 - Closing thoughts & Ligonier resources for new believers HASHTAGS #AskAChristianPodcast #Christianity #Bible #BibleContradictions #Apologetics #Reformed #Calvinism #ChristianApologetics #FaithAndReason #AtheistArguments #Ligonier #Godssovereignty #Predestination #BibleStudy #ChristianLife