Somebody somewhere wants their anus eaten by phantom dogs. Is it you? Are you doing ok? We're not here to shame you, we just want you to feel supported.

3:27 - The ironically named horse

9:10 - Why it probably isn’t predators

13:00 - The three main possibilities

14:13 - The government theory

19:08 - The cult theory

20:21 - Fertility cults

24:37 - 10s only

25:16 - Chris can’t stop thinking about skin walkers

26:53 - Ok so what the hell IS it

27:49 - Everyone should be watching The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch

34:06 - Phantoms from another dimension? (we are both mentally stable employed adults)

38:07 - What’s the deal with night?

39:43 - Define “phantom”

42:58 - Alpaca attack

45:29 - They’re watching

49:06 - Oral traditions and surviving species

50:02 - Combing local news

53:36 - Final questions

What's that in your closet? An unexpected delve into spirituality and the nature of evil? Whatever it is, one thing's for sure: it loves to terrify and/or eat children. Yeah, baby!

00:33 - Shifting gears

2:49 - Boogeymen

5:04 - Etymology

6:29 - Have you ever been boogey’d?

18:39 - Tulpa tips

28:12 - Sleep paralysis perception

37:23 - A wider definition

41:03 - Notable boogeymen

50:47 - Dear David

58:11 - Quick technical note

58:48 - Send in the clowns

1:02:56 - Final questions

Babbel article:
https://www.babbel.com/en/magazine/halloween-2014#:~:text=Other%20known%20whereabouts:%20most%20of,the%20bidding%20of%20evil%20wizards.

Kody Green:
https://www.kodygreen.com/

Dear David:
https://wakelet.com/wake/e6275d03-7bce-4789-9961-f3a04723cc71

It's going to sound silly the first time we say it, and possibly the second and third times, but stick with us and you might start to agree.

0:42 - The Fouke Monster

3:52 - Sources

4:39 - A sloth?

6:50 - Fouke, Arkansas

13:20 - Haunting cries and red eyes

17:05 - The attack

25:04 - A carnivorous sloth??

27:24 - Spirited panther debate

31:06 - Ozark Howler

33:39 - Skinwalkers

37:46 - The Legend of Boggy Creek

49:52 - The footprints

53:16 - Subsequent encounters

1:02:19 - Final questions

Texarkana Gazette story on the attack:
https://web.archive.org/web/20030803215531/http://texarkanagazette.com/articles/2001/06/24/export15709.txt

Monster Mart in Fouke:
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g31598-d2716317-Reviews-Monster_Mart-Fouke_Arkansas.html

Fouke Monster Sightings:
http://www.foukemonster.net/sightings.htm

The Fouke Monster song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj8DppWLBpQ&ab_channel=MarkScalise