Cattle Mutilators: Thanks For the Trauma, Wishbone

Somebody somewhere wants their anus eaten by phantom dogs. Is it you? Are you doing ok? We're not here to shame you, we just want you to feel supported.

3:27 - The ironically named horse

9:10 - Why it probably isn’t predators

13:00 - The three main possibilities

14:13 - The government theory

19:08 - The cult theory

20:21 - Fertility cults

24:37 - 10s only

25:16 - Chris can’t stop thinking about skin walkers

26:53 - Ok so what the hell IS it

27:49 - Everyone should be watching The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch

34:06 - Phantoms from another dimension? (we are both mentally stable employed adults)

38:07 - What’s the deal with night?

39:43 - Define “phantom”

42:58 - Alpaca attack

45:29 - They’re watching

49:06 - Oral traditions and surviving species

50:02 - Combing local news

53:36 - Final questions