For sixteen years, a company called National Prearranged Services (NPS) promised peace of mind: pay for your funeral in advance so your family wouldn’t have to decide in grief. Headquartered in Missouri, NPS sold prepaid funeral plans across sixteen U.S. states and appeared to manage hundreds of millions of dollars in consumer trust funds.Behind the brochures and polished audits, those funds were never safe.Instead of placing prepaid funeral money into legally required trust accounts, NPS executives routed the deposits through a web of affiliated insurance companies and shell entities controlled by the same family. Money meant to sit untouched for decades was siphoned off to finance luxury homes, private aircraft, real estate ventures, and insider loans—while falsified reports kept regulators in the dark.When the scheme collapsed in 2008, nearly 97,000 families discovered their “fully funded” funeral plans were empty. The missing amount—estimated between $450 and $600 million—forced funeral directors to bury people at their own expense, absorb catastrophic losses, or turn families away in the worst moments of their lives.This episode examines one of the largest funeral fraud cases in U.S. history, the federal prosecution of Doug Cassity, and how fragmented state oversight allowed a pyramid scheme built on grief to survive for over a decade.Topics: true crime, funeral industry scandals, prepaid funeral fraud, deathcare ethics, financial crime, consumer protection failures, institutional oversight, unclaimed trust funds, U.S. federal fraud cases.

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In the nineteenth century, being declared dead was not a certainty. It was a judgment shaped by limited medical knowledge, social status, and fear.

This episode of the Asphodel Archives examines taphophobia, the widespread fear of premature burial, and the conditions that made it plausible in Victorian England. We trace how uncertainty gave rise to safety coffins, signaling systems, and paid vigilance, turning the grave into a site of experimentation and commerce. What emerges is not just a story of fear, but of how societies try to impose order on the unknowable.

The episode closes by looking at why these practices disappeared and what replaced them. While the bells and breathing tubes are gone, the underlying concern remains: how to make death legible, documented, and survivable for those left behind.

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In this episode, I speak with Dr. Gary Laderman (Emory University) about how death shapes culture, religion, and power. We discuss why the sacred is double-edged, how the U.S. funeral industry grew out of the Civil War and the rise of embalming, and why modern life has not become less religious, but differently religious. We dig into true crime and horror as cultural rituals, the death penalty as a story America tells itself about justice, sacrifice, and national identity, and the uncomfortable ways social media and AI are transforming grief and our relationship to the dead. This conversation does not sanitize death, and it does not treat these questions as abstract.

Dr. Gary Laderman is a "misfit" scholar and Emory University professor who explores the hidden side of American spirituality. He is a leading expert on the culture of death, celebrity worship, and the religious history of psychoactive drugs. Rather than looking at traditional churches, he focuses on how we find the "sacred" in modern life, from funeral homes to pop culture.

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In this episode of When Cerberus Fell Asleep, we travel to Noble, Georgia, where a trusted crematory operated for years without oversight, inspection, or verification.

Between 1996 and 2002, hundreds of bodies sent to the Tri-State Crematory were never cremated. Funeral homes received paperwork. Families received urns. Regulators never looked. What was eventually discovered in the woods behind the facility would later be described as a mass grave hidden in plain sight.

This episode examines how the scandal unfolded, the surrounding community, and the people involved, including families, funeral directors, and investigators who were left to confront the consequences. More than a crime, this is a case study in what happens when deathcare relies on trust alone, and when silence is mistaken for dignity.

When Cerberus Fell Asleep is a true crime series from Across the River, exploring real cases where systems designed to protect the dead quietly failed.

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In Ancient Egypt, death was never personal, it was procedural. This episode uncovers the spiritual and administrative machinery behind mummification and the afterlife: the priests who managed souls, the workshops that preserved bodies, and the belief that immortality itself could be engineered.

Sunset Mesa was supposed to be a small Colorado funeral home serving its community. Instead, it became the center of one of the most disturbing scandals in U.S. deathcare - falsified cremations, missing paperwork, and bodies sold without consent. In this episode of When Cerberus Fell Asleep, we examine how a collapse in documentation and oversight allowed the unthinkable to happen and why every part of this industry depends on systems that never go silent.

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What does it mean to build technology for an industry that no one talks about?

In this opening episode of Across the River, Charon’s Intern — the creative voice behind Pantheon Platforms — tells the story of Charon Compliance™, a copyrighted ethical SaaS platform built for the funeral industry. It worked flawlessly, but no one was there to use it.

This is the story of what happens when you build before anyone’s listening — when good code meets the wrong moment — and how failure can turn into philosophy.

A reflection on ethical tech, compliance, and the business of building an audience before the product.

💀 Topics:

• Building ethical and compliant software for real industries

• Why the first launch failed — and what silence teaches

• From startup to storytelling: turning compliance into culture

• Reframing business growth through trust, not algorithms

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ethical entrepreneurship · business storytelling · building in public · SaaS culture · thoughtful product design

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