• 298: We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things | DIYS w/ Spank Horton

  • Apr 24 2025
  • Duración: 1 h y 6 m
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298: We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things | DIYS w/ Spank Horton

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  • This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diys

    What happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever.

    💥 From talking ketamine to awkward strip club returns, from Brazilian magazine girls to frogs getting divorced for too much rain—this one has it ALL.

    🎤 Hosted by: Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud
    🎧 Guest: Spank Horton https://www.instagram.com/spankhorton/
    🎥 Produced by: @HippieGoals

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    0:00 - The Freestyle Is Wild Right Away
    2:01 - Spank Talks Getting “Fired” by Kevin Hart
    4:04 - Kev’s Workout Rules & Phone Calls at 6AM
    5:10 - Spank’s Birthday Turn-Up: No Shirt in the Club
    7:00 - “Would You Take Your Shirt Off In Church?”
    9:00 - Spank’s Freestyle to a Mario Trap Beat
    11:10 - Macy’s Catalogs & Magazine Shopping Woes
    13:00 - Brazilian Magazine Girls & "Ordering by Name"
    15:10 - Beauty in Brazil vs. Getting Kidnapped
    17:00 - The Artist Who Drew Himself on Every Drug
    20:30 - Ranking Drug Portraits: Weed, Cocaine, Meth
    25:00 - Everyone Admits Which Ones They Tried
    27:00 - DMT Trips, Hieroglyphics & Lucy-Level Visuals
    30:00 - Spank Tries Ketamine—Then Rips His Shirt Off
    32:00 - “We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things”
    33:45 - Cows Hate Country Music?!
    35:00 - Wagyu Cows Live Better Than Us
    36:15 - Women’s Self-Defense Gloves from the 1800s
    38:10 - Sea Creatures with Detachable D**ks 🤯
    40:00 - Frog Marriage & the Flood It Caused
    43:00 - Spank’s Favorite City for Beautiful Women
    45:00 - India, Mia Khalifa & Trash City in Egypt
    48:00 - Spank’s Chaotic Jamaica Trip w/ 90 People
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