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Mo Collins, the reluctant hero, has sailed around the country on board the replica pirate ship, the Viva Ancora, and now he finds himself only miles from his childhood home. But now the world has gone to hell. Hordes of naked, blue, biting zombies have flooded the now dead Alabama lake town. Mo and his only surviving shipmate, Crow, spend their days fishing and their nights watching the monsters roam, seeking untainted flesh and leaving a disgusting mess in their wake.
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5 out of 5 stars
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super hilarious
- De B Deyon en 12-19-19
De: Javan Bonds
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John Dies at the End
- De: David Wong
- Narrado por: Stephen R. Thorne
- Duración: 14 h y 17 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 9,093
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 8,244
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 8,260
STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- De C Yohe en 11-19-12
De: David Wong
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A Bad Idea I'm About to Do
- True Tales of Seriously Poor Judgment and Stunningly Awkward Adventure
- De: Chris Gethard
- Narrado por: Chris Gethard
- Duración: 7 h y 13 m
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 159
Chris Gethard has often found himself in awkward situations most people, including you, probably would have safely avoided. The good news is now, thanks to this book, you can enjoy the painfully funny consequences of his unfortunate decisions at a safe distance. A Bad Idea I'm About to Do invites listeners to join Chris as he navigates an adolescence and adulthood mired in hilariously ill-fated nerdom, and to take comfort in the fact that - as his experiences often prove - things could always be much, much worse.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved it!!!
- De Amber G en 10-02-20
De: Chris Gethard
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Everything Is Awful
- And Other Observations
- De: Matt Bellassai
- Narrado por: Matt Bellassai
- Duración: 6 h y 16 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,038
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 953
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 949
From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
- De M en 11-23-17
De: Matt Bellassai
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Breathers
- A Zombie's Lament
- De: S. G. Browne
- Narrado por: Kirby Heyborne
- Duración: 9 h y 15 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 180
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 104
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 107
Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds a kindred soul in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I really liked this book!
- De Cathie en 09-24-09
De: S. G. Browne
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KooKooLand
- A Memoir
- De: Gloria Norris
- Narrado por: Gloria Norris
- Duración: 14 h y 27 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 51
Gloria Norris grew up in the projects of Manchester, New Hampshire, with her parents; her sister, Virginia; and her cat, Sylvester. A snapshot might show a happy young family, but only a dummkopf would buy that. Nine-year-old Gloria is gutsy and wisecracking. Her father, Jimmy, all dazzle and danger, is often on the far side of the law and makes his own rules - which everyone else better follow. Gloria's mom, Shirley, tries not to rock the boat, Virginia unwisely defies Jimmy, and Gloria fashions herself into his sidekick - the son he never had.
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1 out of 5 stars
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this was so awful I could only listen to a little
- De Wyowoman en 09-14-18
De: Gloria Norris
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True Stories from an Unreliable Eyewitness
- A Feminist Coming of Age
- De: Christine Lahti
- Narrado por: Christine Lahti
- Duración: 5 h y 30 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 32
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 30
For decades, actress and director Christine Lahti has captivated the hearts and minds of her audience through iconic roles in Chicago Hope, Running on Empty, Housekeeping, And Justice for All, Swing Shift, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, God of Carnage, and The Blacklist. Now, in True Stories from an Unreliable Eyewitness, this acclaimed performer channels her creativity inward to share her own story for the first time.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Christine Lahti, Actress, Activist and A+ Author!
- De L. Cat Schultz en 10-26-18
De: Christine Lahti
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Horror Stories
- Twenty-Six Scary Tales
- De: Jack Kilborn, J. A. Konrath
- Narrado por: MacLeod Andrews
- Duración: 8 h y 26 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 358
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 315
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 321
This collection features a menagerie of horror stories. Some are scary. Some are disturbing. Some are funny. Meet werewolves, vampires, zombies, psychopaths, aliens, cannibals, ghosts, and various things that go bump in the night. Previously published in dozens of anthologies and magazines, some of these tales are mild, but some are extreme. Let the reader beware...
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5 out of 5 stars
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IS A PIECE OF A@@, WORTH PRISON?, HELL YA!
- De Jim "The Impatient" en 02-10-16
De: Jack Kilborn, y otros
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The Death of Cool
- From Teenage Rebellion to the Hangover of Adulthood
- De: Gavin McInnes
- Narrado por: Gavin McInnes
- Duración: 7 h y 35 m
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General5 out of 5 stars 1,187
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 1,049
This is his story, or, rather, stories - lots of them, and all gut-punchingly hilarious, from that first far reach into a girl's tight jeans to turning forty with a cataclysmic party. In between you’ll hear about acid trips, threesomes, Nazi skinheads, his band Anal Chinook (Inuit for “warm wind”), Martians in northern Canada, throwing pedophiles in jail, dinner with the Clash, what happens when you crash Bill Maher's show wasted, and the true story of Vice magazine.
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5 out of 5 stars
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if you don't buy this book, the terrorists win
- De Kelsey Gholi en 04-03-17
De: Gavin McInnes
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Any Man
- A Novel
- De: Amber Tamblyn
- Narrado por: Glenn Davis, Robin Miles, Therese Plummer, y otros
- Duración: 4 h y 33 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 438
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 395
In this electric and provocative debut novel, Amber Tamblyn blends genres of poetry, prose, and elements of suspense to give shape to the shocking narratives of victims of sexual violence, mapping the destructive ways in which our society perpetuates rape culture, brilliantly brought to life through a multi-voice performance featuring Glenn Davis, Ben Foster, Marc Maron, Jason Ritter, John Roberts, Russ Tamblyn, Amber Tamblyn, January Lavoy, Phoebe Strole, Robin Miles, Thérèse Plummer, Dan Bittner, James Fouhey, and Michael Crouch.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I've been finished with this for hours
- De Bill en 06-29-18
De: Amber Tamblyn
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The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club
- True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
- De: Laurie Notaro
- Narrado por: Hillary Huber
- Duración: 5 h y 52 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 66
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 59
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 59
Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends - and that's before she even puts on a bra. For the past 10 years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sweet and funny
- De Julia Valentin en 12-19-20
De: Laurie Notaro
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Suffer the Children
- De: Craig Dilouie
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
- Duración: 11 h y 26 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 658
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 581
Suffer the Children presents a terrifying tale of apocalyptic fiction, as listeners are introduced to Herod's Syndrome, a devastating illness that suddenly and swiftly kills all young children across the globe. Soon, they return from the grave, and ask for blood. And with blood, they stop being dead. They continue to remain the children they once were, but only for a short time, as they need more blood to live. The average human body holds 10 pints of blood, so the inevitable question for parents everywhere becomes: How far would you go to bring your child back?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brilliant, Well Done!!!!!
- De Jim "The Impatient" en 12-08-16
De: Craig Dilouie
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The World's Largest Man
- A Memoir
- De: Harrison Scott Key
- Narrado por: Harrison Scott Key
- Duración: 9 h y 4 m
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General5 out of 5 stars 195
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 181
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 181
Harrison Scott Key was born in Memphis, but he grew up in Mississippi, among pious, Bible-reading women and men who either shot things or got women pregnant. At the center of his world was his larger-than-life father - a hunter, a fighter, and a football coach. Harrison, with his love of books and excessive interest in hugging, couldn't have been less like Pop, and when it became clear that he was not able to kill anything very well or otherwise make his father happy, he resolved to become everything his father was not.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I laughed every day to and from work. Loved it!
- De KufRN en 06-06-18
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The Silent History
- De: Eli Horowitz, Matthew Derby, Kevin Moffett
- Narrado por: Gabra Zackman, LJ Ganser
- Duración: 14 h y 1 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 76
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Historia3.5 out of 5 stars 72
It begins as a statistical oddity: a spike in children born with acute speech delays. Physically normal in every way, these children never speak and do not respond to speech; they don't learn to read, don't learn to write. As the number of cases grows to an epidemic level, theories spread. Maybe it's related to a popular antidepressant; maybe it's environmental. Or maybe these children have special skills all their own.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A Thought-Provoking Premise
- De Doug - Audible en 03-31-15
De: Eli Horowitz, y otros
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Zombies: More Recent Dead
- De: Neil Gaiman, Carrie Vaughn, Caitlin R. Kiernan, y otros
- Narrado por: Sean Pratt, Marguerite Gavin
- Duración: 20 h y 14 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 126
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 114
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 114
The living dead are more alive than ever! Zombies have become more than an iconic monster for the 21st century: They are now a phenomenon constantly revealing as much about ourselves - and our fascination with death, resurrection, and survival - as our love for the supernatural or post-apocalyptic speculation. Our most imaginative literary minds have been devoured by these incredible creatures and produced exciting, insightful, and unflinching new works of zombie fiction.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A well blended mix
- De The Lone Mopper en 07-30-15
De: Neil Gaiman, y otros
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Yesterday's Gone: Season One
- De: Sean Platt, David Wright
- Narrado por: Chris Patton, Brian Holsopple, Ray Chase, y otros
- Duración: 15 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 3,522
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 3,508
Can humanity Survive what it never saw coming? On October 15 at 2:15 a.ms Earth vanished. A scattered few woke alone in a world with no rules, other than survival at any cost. A journalist wanders the wretched reality of an empty New York, searching for his wife and son. A serial killer must hunt in a land where prey is now an endangered species. A mother shields her young daughter from danger through every terror-filled breath.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Idk how it got such rave reviews!? horrible!!
- De Kate+4 en 05-26-18
De: Sean Platt, y otros
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Agorafabulous!
- Dispatches From My Bedroom
- De: Sara Benincasa
- Narrado por: Sara Benincasa
- Duración: 7 h y 1 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 84
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 76
One of the funniest and most poignant books ever written about a mental illness, Agorafabulous! is a hilarious, raw, and unforgettable account of how a terrified young woman, literally trapped by her own imagination, evolved into a (relatively) high-functioning professional smartass. Down to earth and seriously funny, Benincasa's no-holds-barred revelations offer listeners the politically incorrect hilarity they heartily crave, yet is so often missing from your typical, weepy, and redemptive personal memoir.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More Fun than a Good Cry in a Bathroom Stall
- De Susie en 03-05-15
De: Sara Benincasa
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Zombie Stories for People with Short Attention Spans
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- JessTexan
- 11-10-17
Love these.
Great stories. Perfect narrator. Funny, gory, dramatic and very short. Not for the average person. Gotta be a little warped to like these stories. More please.
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- josh rangel
- 09-19-15
Wtf, disturbing and zombies
Would you listen to Zombie Stories for People with Short Attention Spans again? Why?
Yes, and I have already some of the stories.
Who was your favorite character and why?
There were a few wtf ones that were great.
Which scene was your favorite?
You'll have to listen and find out yourself.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Moved me, or my stomach lol
Any additional comments?
Won the audio to this book, and let me tell you.... It had me gagging at some of the stories, some actually scared me (and I don't scare easy when reading zombie books lol), others left me saying what the fuck to myself. This is a different read (listen) but it was a great collaboration of zombie stories. If your looking for something different this is your read.
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- ST
- 07-11-15
a bunch of great stories for any zombie fan
I really enjoyed this Audio book . the short stores were creepy and some were a bit gross but i enjoyed it . I love the writing and topic of the stories , different and fun.
Eric Vincent did a great job audio i loved his voice in how he told the storys. Fun times a must listen to for any zombie fan
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