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It’s all fun and games...until somebody goes to jail. Grab some herbal tea. You’ll need it.
Here are 10 wild true tales, including:
- "Short and Unsweet"
- "Kissing Cousins"
- "Tag, You It!"
- "It Was 100 Degrees That Day!"
The stories cover scenarios such as these:
- When I met my best friend, he was on trial. I was on the jury.
- One night my homegirl bailed on me. She went clubbing. I went to jail.
- The reason I escaped being arrested at work.
- Which relative I accidentally dated.
- What's with my college roommate and rubbing alcohol?
I can’t make this stuff up.
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