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Narrado por:
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Jesse Holt
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C. V. Hunt
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The Next Time You See Me I’ll Probably Be Dead is a collection of short stories by author C. V. Hunt. A cursed mailbox, something from the depths of the ocean, a dating app encounter gone very wrong, an urban legend come to life, a haunted attraction that isn’t what it seems, and a musician’s first performance that may be their last are what you’ll encounter in this collection.
Stories included are:
- Swipe Left
- Gates of Hell
- Endless Flesh
- The Mailbox
- It Came from the Sea
- The Haunted House of Obsolescence
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia4 out of 5 stars
- Bill
- 05-06-22
Easy writing style that flows smooth
You know what I like about C.V., well…everything really. Easy writing style that flows smooth. Creepy tales. And no shortage of weird.
The narration fit perfectly with these stories. Very well done.
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Historia4 out of 5 stars
- Tod M. Clark
- 05-02-22
Really Good Collection
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME I’LL PROBABLY BE DEAD by CV Hunt is a collection of very entertaining stories. I just wish this collection was longer, I did not want it to end.
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