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The Tome of Bill, Book 3
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Christopher John Fetherolf
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De:
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Rick Gualtieri
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VAMPIRES VERSUS BIGFOOT. WINNER TAKES ALL.
My name’s Bill Ryder and, despite being undead, I program games for a living. That means I’m mostly content to stay at home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures.
Or at least that was the case.
Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. That's where I come in.
For some inexplicable reason, the leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but that’s not the worst of it. Not only do our enemies want me dead, but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure of who I can trust.
I’ll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick some bigfoot butt in order to stop this war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.
Experience a hilarious adventure like nothing you've ever seen with The Mourning Woods – book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.
If you love The Dresden Files, The Preternatural Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill will pummel your funny bone like a pissed off bigfoot.
Don’t miss out! Be sure to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into horror hilarity today.
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- Ryan Dalling
- 01-03-25
Fun and snarky twist to Bigfoot and Vampires!
The narrator did this book great justice. Very immersive. Loved the characters and the storyline.
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- Eddie
- 11-05-24
Funny
this was another entertaining story. I can’t wait to start listening to the next adventure Bill will be on.
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