The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food to Me

De: Santana Knox

Narrado por: Samantha Brentmoor, Rose Dioro

THE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING - TRA - LA - LA

From the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places.

I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE

I’ve given her dirt

She's given me much more

Than I ever deserved.

I’m begging you sweetly

I’m down on my knees

Oh, please,

KILL FOR ME

TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors

©2025 Santana Knox (P)2025 Santana Knox

Phenomenal paranormal sapphic romance

This was a phenomenal, paranormal, sapphic, romance! I loved both of the narrators so much, they really embody that their characters and the dual narration, where they each did their characters voice throughout, was executed perfectly.
The story was really good, fast paced and engaging. I really liked the somewhat Novella style where there’s a lot left to the imagination, and definitely more space to build in this world if the author chooses to. Oh, and that spice! So delicious.

So flipping CUTE!

Little shop of horrors meets sapphic witches. It was a very adorable little short story, but I could’ve listened to another 12 hours of these two. They were so cute! And who doesn’t love a murderous man-eating over protective sentient venus fly trap?

Girls Bite

Awww 🥰 this was such a cute read. Good way to start off my October 🩷💚 Now I want a pretty little murder bird and a defensive murder plant 💚

Rated 3.8/5 Stars

Cute story, but definitely more smut than plot which is what I don’t like about it. My wife on the other hand absolutely loved it. Very stereotypical sapphic/lesbian romance. Dark Rom-Com vibes, similar to that of Butcher & Blackbird.

Loved this!

I loved this little novella so much. The story was very enjoyable. The performance brought full on life to this sweet story of Runa and Meri’s fated encounter. And Chewi….. loved that sentient flytrap.