Still More Not the Parables of Jesus
Revised Satirical Version (Not the Bible)
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Parables with beattitude.
What if the parables weren’t how you remembered? Would it help you see what you’d always missed?
Still More Not the Parables of Jesus contains one last bunch of 40 satirical takes on the original parables to snap us out of our over-familiarity and open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.
Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes.
Often fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful, these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.
Not the Bible. It’s like the Bible. Only not.
John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done. But as he grew, it became clear that his sense of humor had been damaged irreparably.
John lives with his family near Oxford, England. Daily, he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.
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