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The Tome of Bill, Book 2
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Narrado por:
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Christopher John Fetherolf
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De:
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Rick Gualtieri
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THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S STILL NOT ONE OF THEM.
My name's Bill Ryder and six months ago I died. However, as you’ve probably already guessed, I didn't stay dead. No, I woke up a vampire, freshly recruited into a coven of immortal assholes.
I thought I'd earned a break after defeating our former master, with maybe a tiny bit of help from my friends, but no such luck.
Things are getting surreal in the world of the strange. New and powerful forces are rearing their ugly heads. None of this should be my problem but, thanks to my status as a rare type of undead, our leadership has painted a target on my back by making me their poster boy.
Making matters worse, one of the most powerful vamps on the planet wants my head because his daughter, a crazed vampire princess, has decided she wants the rest of me. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse.
My only hope to survive this mess is to marshal my friends, master my powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, I'm the scariest dead thing of them all.
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Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things – book two of the Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series that'll leave you wheezing with laughter.
If you're a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, Jason Pargin or What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy series will keep you entertained from dusk till dawn.
Get your hands on Scary Dead Things today and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull.
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