Ridiculous Customer Complaints
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Narrado por:
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Richard Frances
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De:
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David Loman
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"The customer is always right" - or so anyone who has ever worked in any service industry is repeatedly told. In this book I have set out prove that statement is completely untrue and in fact, with customers like these, then maybe the opposite could be said. So sit back, grab your self a drink - perhaps an alcoholic one if you feel that way inclined - and enjoy some of the strangest, most ridiculous, and most outrageous complaints and statements from all walks of life.
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Crazy People
What made the experience of listening to Ridiculous Customer Complaints the most enjoyable?
The person who read the book really made you think you were there listening to these silly people.
What did you like best about this story?
The segment with the airline pilots.
What about Richard Frances’s performance did you like?
He made you laugh at the incidents in the book.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Ya just can't fix stupid
Any additional comments?
I fly a lot and the stories are so true, the airline employees are so entertaining that you think your at the comedy club. It makes flying such a great experience. I've laughed so hard on one Southwest flight I could barely catch my breath. Entertaining at its best!!
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