FRI-YAY? LOL, LET'S GO?!

1) SHE RUINED HER FACE

2) SHE LIKES BEING CHEATED ON

3) Divorce Is The Newest Ozempic Side Effect

4) Netflix Just DESTROYED Cinderella

5) PROJECT HAIL MARY Writer REFUSES to Lecture Viewers

Brett & Olivia got stuff to say!

1) THEY KEEP LYING

2) Olivia Munn SLAMS Actor Who REFUSED to be Saved by a Woman

3) YOU ARE FIRED

4) THEY HATE HER HAPPINESS

5) SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF

6) FIND YOUR LOVABLE MID?

Mid Week. Let's Get It!

1) ONLY A MAN CAN SAVE HER

2) Amanda Bynes Is Back in The Spotlight

3) Zendaya DISSES Sydney Sweeney at The Euphoria Premiere

4) Aubrey Plaza SLAMMED For Pregnancy After Husbands Death

5) Hiking Dates End in DISASTER

Olivia & Libby are here! Let's Go!

1) Journos Think Only Black Characters Understand Being an Outcast

2) THE MOST VISIBLE FEMINIST

3) HE IS NOT FORGIVEN

4) THEY ARE TERRIFIED

5) Gen Z Women DESPERATE to be TRADWIVES

Let's Make Today a GREAT MONDAY!

1) Gen Z Can't Handle This Movie

2) WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS

3) Communist Uprising & CHAOS on Daily Wire Film Set

4) The OBSESSION With Child Star Trauma

5) Are You In a Restaurant Gap Relationship?

BLABS from SIDESCROLLERS is here to get deep in the weeds, breaking down all the news related to the upcoming HBO MAX Reboot series of HARRY POTTER.

1) HBO Exec Gives BAD NEWS About HUGE Gap Between Seasons

2) John Lithgow Tapdances The Progressive Line While Working With JK Rowling

3) Activists Debate The 'Ethtical Consumption' of Harry Potter in 2026

4) The Series Mediocre Look Leaves Millennials Feeling Empty Inside

5) The Disasterous Snape Casting Fallout

FRIDAY IS HERE! SHOWTIME!

1) BRIDGERTON Star SLAMS Body Positivity Comments

2) Dakota Johnson Reveals Bizarre Reason She Lost a Job

3) SUPERGIRL IS A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

4) Jenna Ortega UNDER FIRE For Controversial New Boyfriend

5) The Rise of AMERICAN DINER GOTHS

OLIVIA IS HERE! LET'S GOOOOO!

1) JOURNO TRIES TANKING SUPER MARIO GALAXY

2) THEY WANT YOU TO DIE ALONE

3) The HANNAH MONTANA Reunion WAS AWFUL

4) Ozempic Use OUT OF CONTROL as Actresses CALL OUT Body Shaming

5) TAYLOR SWIFT SUED