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Eric Vall
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My days used to be filled with working my minimum wage job at a local shipping store, but one night, I was in the wrong place at the right time and came into possession of a weird metal bracelet.
The good news: Now I suddenly have a superpower.
The bad news: A vicious family of mobsters, clandestine government agencies, and uber wealthy treasure hunters all want to tear the bracelet from my dead arm.
The worse news: I have no idea how to handle my new power, and I’m going to have to defeat the bad guys without hurting anyone who doesn’t deserve it.
Disclaimer: This is a slow-burn harem series.
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De: Eric Vall
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Succubus Lord
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Duración: 9 h y 18 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 2,015
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,849
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,850
"Dude! It finally came!" My roommate barely withheld his excitement as he barreled into the living room of our apartment with a package in his hand. "Check it out, Jacob." He smiled as he tore at the brown paper surrounding his purchase. As he ripped the covering off the package, bits and pieces scattered all across the floor of the living room like confetti. For a second, I thought about lecturing Todd about not making a mess of our apartment, but who was I kidding? This place was already a shithole. At least some half-assed confetti would make it feel a little livelier.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun first book
- De r1se en 05-30-19
De: Eric Vall
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Metal Mage
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Duración: 9 h y 48 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,789
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,666
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,663
This magical world is about to have an industrial revolution. Get pulled from a life of 20th century boredom and thrust into a fantasy world. Find out there are a bunch of powerful monsters and evil wizards intent on killing everyone. Use new magical powers of earth and metal to craft awesome armor, swords, and guns. Kill the bad guys, become a hero, and have a harem of hot women.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Couldn't listen anymore after 3 hours.
- De Michael en 06-15-19
De: Eric Vall
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Werewolf Knight
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alyssa Poon, Jack Douglas
- Duración: 12 h y 48 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 18
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 16
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 16
A newcomer hath arrived from the faraway land of ‘New Jersey’ to our noble kingdom of Lupercalia. Hank Baker, chosen by the Moon Goddess Herself to serve as Her knight champion! Transported here across vast distances by Her blessing, Hank, alone among red-blooded commoners, possesses the gift of were-shifting to battle the endless hordes of monsters, recover the lost treasures of the realm, and bed the most comely womenfolk.
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5 out of 5 stars
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very fun and fast paced story
- De JJP en 02-26-24
De: Eric Vall
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Dragon Conjurer
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Duración: 9 h y 7 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 325
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 290
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 288
I was just your average college anthropology student. I went to class, worked my minimum-wage job, and studied for exams. Until I discovered that monsters are real and that I can summon the most powerful of them all: dragons. Now, I’m a Dragon Conjurer working for a secret agency/academy that protects the world from monsters behind the scenes, and two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever met are in my squad and super into me. And it seems that they don’t mind sharing. Life is about to become awesome.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Is Eric even trying anymore?
- De kevin en 12-29-20
De: Eric Vall
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Wrath of the Dragon
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Actors Everywhere
- Duración: 8 h y 6 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 26
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 26
I was prepared to die in that last fire I fought in Tucson. I’d saved as many civilians as I could when the flames finally devoured me, but then I woke up in a vast world called Dracoria with a beautiful angel beside me. Things have only gotten crazier from there.
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5 out of 5 stars
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one of Eric vall's best
- De Amazon Customer en 02-28-23
De: Eric Vall
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Dungeon Delving for Loot and Levels Omnibus
- Dungeon Delving for Loot and Levels, Books 1–4
- De: M.E. Thorne
- Narrado por: Katana Jones, Jonathan Waters
- Duración: 37 h y 26 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 40
My name is Danny Abbott. I went to bed thinking I had just another day at the office waiting for me. Instead, I find myself in Dungeon World, a planet-wide RPG-themed amusement park. The monsters are real, the perils are deadly, and the people in charge are long gone. Sure, maintenance worker sounds like a weird job to be stuck with—until I find out that it lets me reroll chests, disable traps, and access the park's hidden paths and back halls. Then I realize that the world is my oyster.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great idea; ruined by love
- De Amazon Customer en 10-21-24
De: M.E. Thorne
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Master of the Monsterverse: Complete Omnibus (1-6)
- De: Jamie Hawke
- Narrado por: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods, Tanner DeBruyne, y otros
- Duración: 40 h y 1 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 40
If you fall into the latter category, you get me. There I was, simply working to program my visual novel and find my muse, when BAM! Monster girl in my closet. Needless to say, she changed my life. For the better at first, sure. But then there was the hunter, and the crazy lady who spoke of another world where the monsters live.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing
- De Barrett M Cleveland en 01-04-25
De: Jamie Hawke
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Lottery King
- De: Eric Vall
- Narrado por: Jessica Threet, Christopher Boucher
- Duración: 10 h y 40 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 26
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 22
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 22
I never imagined I’d win this big playing the lottery. Then, I bought a ticket that would change my life forever, and it’s not only riches I’m rolling in now. But being the first human king of the Eternal Realm comes with its own challenges, and there’s plenty of species who’d like to see my head on a spike.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great 1st Book
- De Jeffery Alan Browning, II en 01-10-23
De: Eric Vall
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Hexblade Warlock
- Quintasia Academy, Book 1
- De: Jack Spry, Marcus Sloss
- Narrado por: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Duración: 17 h y 18 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 79
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 79
Survive. It's all Seven can do. An outcast through no fault of his own, he's forced to work the hardest fields, do the jobs no one else wants to. So, when war comes to his land, he has no qualms enlisting. After all, his life can’t get any harder, can it?
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3 out of 5 stars
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"You don't own me"...
- De GrimReaperD13 en 09-03-24
De: Jack Spry, y otros
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Maid for You
- A Lamia Romance for Men
- De: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrado por: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Duración: 10 h y 31 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 140
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 130
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 130
Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Prostitution with extra steps
- De Lostmidwesterner en 09-03-24
De: Virgil Knightley, y otros
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia4 out of 5 stars
- Hacnslac
- 06-23-24
a bit slow
overall good but overly descriptive, as if the intended reader had no world experience. made it seem slow. i think sex scenes were the only thing that bumped it out of the 12 year old market classification. great narration, with very good character seperation.
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