Mooses with Bazookas

And Other Stories Children Should Never Read

De: S. D. Smith

Narrado por: S. D. Smith, Rob Riggle, Joel Clarkson, Sarah Mackenzie, Gina Smith, Andy Harvey

Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read is a fun collection of stories. It’s exactly like The Count of Monte Cristo apart from the many differences. Our lawyers have instructed us to warn you that listening to it may directly cause you to come down with every single disease you are worried about contracting. On the plus side, our nation’s beloved and heroic critics have had their say.

“FANTASTIC is not a word that comes to mind.”
—Beth Hinkle, author of Elite Prose

“ASTOUNDING problems at the sentence level and beyond.”
—Dr. Roger Johns, Ph. D.

“S. D. SMITH IS in dire need of A GENIUS editor.”
—Art Simonson, Inner Ring Magazine

“This author had nothing MUCH BETTER to do THAN destroy the language of DICKENS, SHAKESPEARE, AUSTEN!”
—Yammy Tork, Good Lit Guild

S. D. Smith has been called “America’s aft-most wordsmith” and is the award-losing author of more than ten books and less than thirty-seven books. He is half-man, half-rabbit, and half-mathematician. He lives in West Virginia with his wife and four children, because it would be kinda weird to live with some other family and super weird not to live in West Virginia.

©2023 S. D. Smith (P)2023 Story Warren

Awesome!

S.D. Smith has done it again!! It is fabulously funny and I love it!! I was hoping for the next Jack Zulu book to come out next but this one is just as good!

I'm pretty confident that I like it

5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐s my family and me laugh so hard when
this play5⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ p.s southy is my favorite part in the book

So much fun

Five stars! One for every kid who laughed the whole time.

I am going to put this in my memoirs.

Silly. That’s all I can say

I could (and have) listened to this over and over again. I wish I could leave 92545519045291540154901549015401063015945294529469163926 stars.

this is a funny book.

Moses with bazooka was my favorite. rocket and Elsie and Rocket on the other hand...

Everything was so funny! When we read this, I could not stop laughing!

Infinite stars! S. D. Is so funny and I love how interactive he is with his readers.

Walle wam doterm

I love the way the book was filled with more books and how much of it is funny

Kids say "It's Hilarious!"

My kids loved Wally Warmbottom and his hilarious letters and play on words. Mooses in Bazookas was silly, funny, and overall entertaining. The only story we didn't care for was the one about the dog and the rocket, because the kids didn't get it, and wished that it was read differently.
Otherwise, the performance was just awesome!!

Whelp! This was a great book, Lots of laughs!

My boys enjoyed listening to this funny, entertaining story! The narrator did an amazing job with multiple voices for the characters. The boys liked the Mooses and Bazookas central story the most. Highly recommend this

I like bazookas so i tried this book out and i got hooked.

Why should you not read it? Because it has guns and bazookas says Wally Warmbottom, but i disagree,all children should read this book (or books). But you should know something. IT IS SUPER SILLY. I love this book 5 stars. Plus 500 more