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Narrado por:
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Trista Shaye
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De:
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Uncle Amon
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This audiobook includes Christmas stories, funny jokes, and more!
Makes a wonderful stocking stuffer or holiday gift for kids!
Merry Christmas! You and your child will enjoy this cute Christmas audiobook full of fun stories and funny Christmas jokes for kids. This is an excellent audiobook for young listeners. It's perfect for listening aloud during the holidays with friends and family!
These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to aloud with others!
- Excellent for kids ages four to eight
- Great for listening aloud with friends and family
- Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for kids
This Christmas audiobook for kids is especially great for riding in the car, traveling, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home or school during the holidays!
Story List & Activities:
- Santa’s Humble Beginning
- The Story of Mrs. Claus
- The Origin of Christmas Tree
- How the Reindeer Learned to Fly
- The Beginning of the Christmas Elf
- Christmas Jokes
Funny Christmas jokes from the audioook:
Q: Where does the snowman keep his money?
A: In the snow bank!
Q: What did the snowman say to his friend?
A: I think I smell carrots!
Q: What are Santa’s helpers taught at an early age?
A: The elf-abet!
Lots and lots of holiday fun!
Buy this audiobook now!
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