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Lisa Scottoline
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Francesca Serritella
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The best-selling and "perennially hilarious" mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk shopping online, try smell dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard.
This program is read by the authors.
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- Donna F. Hinson
- 08-06-18
Disappointed :/
After listening to all of these mother/daughter essays, I have to say this one was the only one that I really had a hard time finishing. Lisa and Francesca have, up to now, been funny. And their stories of family really resonated with both me and my own daughter. This book, however, was a big disappointment. It veered way too political for me. And there were no laugh-out-loud moments.
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- not today
- 07-12-17
Love, love, love
Can't get enough of listening to these two! I wish they would do these books more often.
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- Wren
- 02-11-18
As always, TERRIFIC!
I usually don’t buy the audible version on books because when I read Lisa & Francesca’s non-fiction, I already hear their voices, which only enhances the wit within. But, it was so worth the extra money! Anxiously awaiting her newest thriller book due in April, After Anna.
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Total5 out of 5 stars
- Karen FH
- 07-22-17
So funny!!
Awesome to listen to especially when you have both authors reading to you! I had my headphones on and No one knew what I was laughing about. Loved it from beginning to end:-)
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- Leticia
- 08-16-17
Boring
Did not keep me entertained! I was expecting it to be funnier. Would not recommend,
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- graite123
- 05-20-18
Again
I have heard one other book by these two and was bored and while I have bought this book I must have been not thinking. I just may return book they are still boring.
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- divergary52
- 08-21-17
Disappointed
I bought this book expecting the type and quality of so many other books by the author i have listened to.
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