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Children have a knack for saying sweet things. They can make your heart melt, just as easily they can make your mouth hit the floor! This book contains things straight from the mouth of children, brutally honest. Recounted from their parents, some of what they say is gross, gets a parent in trouble, or is just plain hilarious!
Far too often, comedy embraces slander, profanity, racism, and sexist jokes. Isn't it time for some wholesome and pure laughs? For this comedy, there is no better comedian than a child! In this collection of 50+ quotes, you will hear stories leading into quotes to get a better grasp of what children REALLY think! In addition, a percentage of each sale will be given to a charity helping children!
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