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A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times best-selling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.
In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F-ck Whales doesn't fail to deliver on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.
©2017 Maddox (P)2017 Simon & Schuster, Inc.Los oyentes también disfrutaron...
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"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" (Ellen DeGeneres)
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The New York Times best-selling Freakonomics changed the way we see the world, exposing the hidden side of just about everything. Now, with Think Like a Freak, Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner have written their most revolutionary book yet. With their trademark blend of captivating storytelling and unconventional analysis, they take us inside their thought process and offer a blueprint for an entirely new way to solve problems. The topics range from business to philanthropy to sports to politics, all with the goal of retraining your brain.
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Very little new material - deceptively short
- De Joshua en 05-15-14
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- Esteban Torre
- 10-27-17
F*ck you too.
Liked it, maybe some points were a little weak. That's most likely due overexposure to Ruckas arguments.
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- AMB
- 10-22-17
It's OK.
Been a fan of Maddox since the late 90's. First half of the book is classic Maddox and very funny. Second half of the book seems to take a nose dive into social justice conversation points. It is well written and I am sure others will love it. Just not my type of book.
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- Mark A Delmege
- 05-29-18
a hilariously fun read!
hilarious essays from my favorite childhood internet hero. I agreed with almost every single essay I read even though I believe it was deliberately over-exaggerated.
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- Ismail Cherri
- 10-26-17
Excellent essay
I loved it and fuck you if you didn't. Having Maddox ranting in my ears for more than 4 hours was both entertaining and enlightening.
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- D W
- 10-17-17
F*ck Reviews
Worth it just to hear the publisher's classical music and voiceover actress say the title
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- Bim Henderson
- 09-27-18
Sprinted from the gate, but...
...turned into a long, monologous bitchfest of unlaundered opinions regarding everything on the planet. Still, Maddox is undeniably brilliant - sporadically. Worth the purchase. Just make sure you have lots of patience.
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- Tech w/Ced
- 12-06-17
Fuck this book
Fuck this book and fuck this review. It's a great read. Read it like a dictionary of contrary-ism.
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- Jessica
- 11-07-18
Enlightening and Hilarious
Whales are terrible, but this book is not. I recommend this audiobook to anybody who has ears.
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- Jake Hardin
- 08-08-19
another great book by one of my favorite satirists
maddox reading his own material is truly a dream come true. well done yet again sir
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-27-17
Yes
YES YES YES YES YES YES
THANK you, NO problem.
(P.S. It's hidden in the liquor cabinet)
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