Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

De: Kelly Oxford

Narrado por: Kelly Oxford

Kelly Oxford is....

• A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for 6-year-olds
• Not the queen of the world
• An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
• The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
• A born salesman
• Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
• That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
• Totally an expert on strep throat
• Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
• A writer
• A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
• “Not fat enough to be super snuggly.” (Bea, age 4)
• Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
• “Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.” (Roger Ebert)
• Sad that David Copperfield doesn’t own a falcon
• A terrible liar

©2013 Kelly Oxford (P)2013 HarperCollins Canada

I love you, Kelly Oxford!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes! She's relateable and hilarious.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar?

Her beginnings as a teenage model. "You weren't ready for that, were you judges?"