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David S. Dear
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Marc Richard
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Three tales so awful, they'll make you want to wash your mind out with soap.
"The best thing I've read since the Farmer's Almanac!" (Unreliable source)
Snow White and the mini golf course? Frankenstein meets Soylent Green? An avid reader trapped in an Edgar Allan Poe nightmare?
These stories aren't normal.
Listen today and hear why listeners are calling it, "Ludicrous. Hilarious. Almost life-changing. Almost."
Like a stew, where you don't know what's in it, you don't know why you're eating it, but you can't stop. You’ll even ask for thirds.
Note: This series does not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
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- KellieKay
- 08-21-19
Marc Richard is either brilliant or crazy...
...maybe a little of both. I thoroughly enjoyed these stories. I can't wait for GHI.
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