To Err Is Human ... To Fornicate, Divine

If only sinning weren't so delicious, it would be much easier to resist handsome, younger men. And no men are sexier, or more available, than son-in-laws. Mille Faire delivers eight stories of testing your daughter's husband to make sure that he's good enough for her.

Pain Relief: Meredith would have preferred if her son-in-law hadn't accompanied her and her daughter to Italy. She's never liked Gary, and the sights and experiences will be wasted on him. But when, on their first day there, he accidentally walks in on her naked and nursing a migraine, she discovers there's a good reason to bring her son-in-law along, even if he doesn't enjoy the culture.

Passing Judgment: When her daughter calls and announces she's eloped with a man Claire despises, Claire tracks the newlyweds to a nearby ski resort and waits for them in their room. But her son-in-law returns alone, and Claire finds his advances impossibly hard to resist.

Lust Ye Be Judged: Penelope knows she's seen her son-in-law somewhere before, and she finally places him one night at dinner. Years earlier he had appeared before her in court on charges of lewd conduct for having sex in public. Determined to confront him, Penelope lures him away for a walk in the park. But once there, her son-in-law starts talking dirty, and she discovers just how enticing lewd conduct can be.

Truth and Consequences: Determined to get to know her son-in-law better, Isabel arranges a meeting with him at his favorite bar. The two agree to be truthful with each other, regardless of the consequences. Soon Isabel confessed to finding her son-in-law incredibly attractive, and the two consummate their shared arousal in the alley behind the bar.

Rest and Relaxation: Annabel needs a spa day, and it just so happens that the man her daughter eloped with works at a posh resort a few hours from town. She hasn't met him, and this seems the perfect opportunity to do some reconnaissance while he still doesn't know what she looks like. But when she arrives, a long soak in the bathtub and a deep-tissue massage waylay her from her investigation. When the masseuse they send to her room ends up being her son-in-law, she decides to test his fidelity to her daughter by encouraging him to give her the massage of a lifetime, and making sure it has a happy ending.

Holier Than Thou: Melissa likes her soon-to-be son-in-law Nelson well enough, though she's concerned he might not be sexually experienced enough to satisfy her daughter. Melissa doesn't care at all for Nelson's holier than thou family. When Nelson's mother Mildred claims her son is above temptation, Melissa quickly proves the other woman wrong by seducing Nelson in his dressing room before the wedding.

Set Thine House in Order: Elise knows her daughter is holding her son-in-law back from the sex life he truly needs, and she needs to do something about it. She intends to talk Kent through it, but the moment he shows up at her front door she can't keep her hands off of him.

Bronze Age: With a vacation in the Bahamas looming, Gretchen is desperate to get a line-free tan. She rents out the entire little tanning room at the local establishment, then strips naked and climbs onto the tanning bed. But when she hears the door creak open, she crawls out of the bed and finds her son-in-law had the same idea.